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Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

@shikai-the-storyteller / shikai-the-storyteller.tumblr.com

Posts about art, life, jokes, the occasional story, and robots.
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i am constantly thinking about that one post about like, shonen manga being so misogynistic it circles back around to homoeroticism. i want to read an essay about that phenomenon

bro we are life partners my whole world revolves around you…maybe someday i’ll get [GENERIC FACELESS WIFE] to prove im straight (or maybe i have already) but for now its just us and our extremely complicated magic system against the world. i love you more than my boring girlfriend but i wont tell you because of [AMBIGUOUS REASONS LEFT UP TO READER’S INTERPRETATION]. i cant tell you man….but it’s okay because we’ll always be together, even when me and my girlfriend finally tie the knot with absolutely zero enthusiasm. you’ll always be my number one. because we’re friends <3

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i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live

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peter parker was created by stan lee and steve ditko to send ONE message and it was about how no matter circumstance anyone can become great. spider-man is supposed to be a story about a poor jewish boy that slowly becomes a better person and learns the value of responsibility. with great power yadda yadda.

the mcu stripped spider-man of everything that made him unique and special (lower class, abrasive personality, ruthlessly bullied in school, self-made) and turned him into a easily digestible middle class tony stark apprentice that 1) didn’t even make that suit himself 2) relied on tony for everything. they LITERALLY took a character that has been canonically poor for DECADES and wiped out all of the story that comes with that just so that rich-ass tony stark could be his ‘mentor’. peter parker never had a mentor. that’s the entire point

mcu peter parker is very obviously a ripoff of miles morales’ story (superhero mentor, ned is LITERALLY miles’ friend ganke, etc) and it pisses me off because not only did they whitewash miles morales, they erased every part of peter’s story that made him significant since nineteen sixty fucking two . good fucking evening

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