Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

Logan paul posting those year old texts from Tommy and calling them glaze is so funny. That is not tommyinnit glaze, that barely scratches the surface of tommyinnit glaze. If he was obsessed with you he would be pulling up outside ur window like this

U are NOTTTT jschlatt

tommy: fun fact, charlie, because we're both bisexual-

charlie: dude what

tommy: and dont say youre not, charlie. this is actually the queer smp, aka the qsmp!

charlie: i just dont know if i feel good about that- you know now that i think about it, i had gay sex a lot on the qsmp

everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it

i know nothing of the minecraft yters, could someone explain this?? Or is that like asking to explain all lotr lore?

Tommy, a straight man, legally married his gay best friend Tubbo for a video. A few months later, he reveals his girlfriend Molly.

A few months after that, Tubbo, while on Vegas, jokes that he wants to get married to his other friend there for funsies but then realized that he's still married to Tommy. This prompts him to try to get a divorce, but Tommy wouldn't let it happen.

In a desperate attempt to convince Tubbo to stay, Tommy writes a Wattpad fanfic of them being in love and Molly dying. You can read it here.

Tubbo struggles to continue the divorce because he wants to find a way to livestream it, and Tommy still continues to not budge about it because it's funny.

Tommy, in another desperate attempt to keep his marriage with tubbo, makes an "I'm just Ken" parody love song for him called "I'm Just Tom" which you could watch here:

Now, Tommy is in America for his live show and Tubbo is doing a subathon. In Tubbo's subathon, Molly makes guest appearances sometimes and she and Tubbo hang out. One time, Tubbo saw how bad Molly's phone is and so he bought her a new one.

Tommy makes a video saying he's getting insecure because of the phone gift and that although he likes that his girlfriend and husband are getting along, he worries if he's "being cucked" by his gay husband.

That's all I know so far as of March 26, 2024. The saga is still on going as of now.

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villain bedrockbros

there are so many superhero SBI aus where Tommy has angsty healing powers or whatever but not one where he grows to the size of a 3 story building and his superhero name is Big Man

Technoblade can talk to dogs. he can also turn into a dog, but it’s this dog:

so his superhero brand™ is a pig instead and if anyone ever discovers his secret he Will kill them.

Phil is still the angel of death but he’s not a superhero or anything that’s just his day job. he discovered Techno’s secret and Techno did kill him but like, in a joking way

George has probability manipulation-style luck powers but no one knows it including him because he doesn’t give a shit about anything. he unconsciously arranges the universe so that nothing interesting ever happens to him and despite most of his friends being superheroes and/or villains he is never around when shit goes down. he thinks that all the hero and villain stuff is just a really tired joke that his friends refuse to admit is a joke.

Quackity is immune to all powers that have anything to do with telepathy or mental manipulation. has a red string corkboard in his basement because he’s convinced that George is somehow the mastermind behind all villain activity in the city.

Fundy has the power to make anyone fall in love/infatuation with him but it only lasts for like 2 hours, he can only do it once per person, and he falls in love with them too. he basically has the power to make himself miserable and that’s it

Wilbur doesn’t have superpowers he’s a normie and will die mad about it

@araccoonthatlikesmurder​ you understand my vision.

Wilbur talking about Tommy

greed

Of course my first post is angsty c!Tommy, but the man's just so relatable.

Symphony's Leitmotif

two mimir 💤

HD remaster <3

IM IN TEARS GO OFF KING

MY WORK IS DONE I CAN FINALLY RETIRE

Comedy c!tnt duo fic where Tommy realizes that nothing bad on the server would have ever happened if Wilbur had accepted to pool the votes with Quackity during the elections so he goes back in time and tries to set them up and get them together before the voting happens

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addiction to invisibility

this is my first art post on tumblr idk how this works =)