Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

I have nothing funny to say this took so fucking long to make

when you finally reunite these two, but you still need the kiss of styx premium from patroclus

if I think abt this for too long i’ll lose my mind…….,,,

I love Patroclus, I really vibe with the deeply depressing boredom he's found in the afterlife.

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achilles loved to run straight into patroclus all the time in tsoa, so why not in hades too

what happens if zag uses antos while patroclus and achilles are trying to fuck. what then

achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.

It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him

#first of all how dare you

divided by death

love is in the air 💞💞

big words from a man who hasnt stood up in 1500 years

zagreus being wholesome (annoying) student 😅😅

The thing about the famous “I could recognise him by touch alone/I would know him blind" quote is that its a direct response to Patroclus' hearing about how Heracles, in a fit of madness, was not able to recognise his wife and killed her thinking she was an enemy. Basically, Patroclus is saying RIP to Heracles but I'm different.

two souls together in one spot

i love how every npc you cross in the underworld takes 1 look at zagreus and thinks “i gotta feed this kid” …. maybe your real mom is the friends you made along the way