Goku is a good man. he marries his childhood sweetheart and has a son at 20 years old. he owns a house. an expansive property in fact. he has died 4 times and is still alive. Goku is the very personification of the American Dream

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

My Dad's OTP

Today, my father tried to convince me that he had an OTP.

And that they have a love child…

Source: mia-smaida

brock-obama:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I WAS FUCKING AROUND ITUNES WHEN MY INTERNET BROWSER STARTED TO MOVE 

I WAS SO CONFUSED AND QUICKLY PUT ITUNES AWAY

AND 

THAT LITTLE SHIT

MY FUCKING SUMMONER SHIMEJI

STOLE MY BROWSER

AND

THREW IT OFF THE SCREEN

AND THEN SAT DOWN TO THINK ABOUT MINDFANG

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SHIMIJE’S COULD DO THIS

I COULDN’T EVEN GET IT BACK, I HAD TO FORCE IT TO FULL SCREEN TO FIND IT

I’M SO FUCKING DONE

CSDJCFSDPJFDPSJFPOSDUFPODSJUFPOSDFUPSDOFPSDO

YOU LITTLE SHIT

hAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Guys picture this. The Summoner is sitting on the floor, hanging out like always while you move away from your desk for a moment to look at your ipod. You’re scrolling through your playlist for a moment when, suddenly, you notice something move in the corner of your eye. It is the summoner. He throws your desk across the room. All the way across the room and out of the window. He’s smiling. He’s not even angry or anything, he just throws your desk like 15 feet out of a fucking window. You stare at him waiting for an explanation. He sits back down on the floor and goes about his business again.

You have go outside and start to look for your desk.