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isa (pac’s sister): —i loved meeting fit! and i already ship it too!
pac: WHAT? *stares into the camera*
isa: i already ship it! like everyone else, you know— i want to see the comments in chat…
pac: now you got me…
isa [reading chat]: see? everybody loved it!
Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
Now Light. I know you're still watching, and I'm sure you've tried writing my name in your book. Or you've at least considered it - after all, if I die, then it points pretty clearly to you as the killer. But then, maybe Kira is just going to try to kill me in order to frame you. We get it, you're very clever.
If watching this whole video hasn't changed your mind - made you *think* about the humanity of the people you are just callously sentencing to death - then I'm at a bit of a loss. But I do know one thing you don't:
My legal name.
That's right. Before I uploaded this video, I changed my legal name, and have encouraged those in my life to do so as well. Frankly, trying to decide what my new name would be probably pushed back this video's release like, a month.
(Aside: Actually it didn't but we can all just pretend it did, it's way more interesting than the minutiae of real issues that cropped up)
So. Is Light Yagami Kira? I can't say for sure. It turns out, accusing a public figure of serial murder comes with a lot of legal ramifications! You would think I'd have learned by now that talking about people has "potential consequences" like "being sued by extremely litigious individuals. "
I spent a long time thinking how to end this video. The only thing I came up with is that there's no way to judge a person by just a list of actions alone. And yes that includes Light, the wanker. Courts spend weeks and weeks trying to litigate criminal cases and they still get it wrong! So even though I think he may be the actual scum of the earth, I hope I'm wrong. I want to believe that, given the opportunity, he wouldn't take the ten seconds to write down my name and take my life with just a flick of his wrist.
*long beat*
But I still changed my name so don't even think about it you little sh-
*bouncy credits music*
Tubbo : Guys do you think he's mad.....?
can cucurucho inject me with the happy pills so I can make my own qforever out of stone
Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed
LEO SAID SHE DOESNT TRUST EMPANADA BECAUSE SHE DOESNT SPEAK SPANISH ASFKLGL
Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
I hope Cucurucho rigged TNT under this entire debate platform at this point LMAO blow 'em all up
this is how I know Dream's actually hot
[ quackity said his next stream would be the finale i am sending a hex his way to end up in the dsmp again lmao /j
inspired by snapcube’s hilarious sonic adventures 2 dark mode story eggman dub ]
ok someone sent me an ask a few days ago about phil being a bastard and getting dragged away by techno but tumblr ate my response >:( so here’s a shittily edited compilation of phil bullying tommy during the battle of the pit (not complete) in return
“I believe Miss McGivney was the first person off the street to see me in my Spock costume, and her reaction was one of immediate, obvious interest. ‘Oh,’ she breathed, lifting a hand to my-excuse me, to Spock’s- ears. ‘May I touch them? They’re so attractive…’ I blushed a deep, decidedly un-Vulcan shade of red, and obliged. It was the first inkling I had of Spock’s effect on women.”
“I am Spock” Leonard Nimoy (1995)
Leonard Nimoy as Spock:
voltron being so popular is like. everyone raving about an amazing restaurant and u go there and they just serve plain thin toast and all the happy smiling customers have brought their own jam
local skeleton is inattentive [based on that one post]
the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”
