kravitz is an angel serving some god and one day his god is like “hey so this guy is really important and hes going to have to do some important things pretty soon but recently hes been really unpredictable and keeps getting himself into dangerous situations. he cant die yet so i need you to go watch over him and make sure he doesnt”
and when kravitz first sees taako hes eating a homemade popsicle that used a chefs knife as the stick and kravitz is just “oy vey this is gonna be a doozy”
so kravitz then has to spend all of his time following taako around and making sure he doesnt fucking die and at first hes like “this sounds pretty easy maybe i just caught him on a weird day” but a week passes by and he has nearly been hit by seven cars and has gotten into 3 physical altercations
its that type of thing where kravitz can see taako but taako cant hear or see kravitz unless kravitz allows it and he doesnt show himself for a lonngggg time but sometimes hell just like…whisper things into the wind
taako, on the phone: ayo mango should i take the subway today or just wait for you to come pick me up because i am freezing my dick off out here right now.
kravitz: wait for magnus
taako: ………sure thing disembodied voice dont gotta tell me twice
and kravitz finally reveals himself to taako only its because taako is currently in the shower, he has slipped and pulled down the shower curtain almost choking himself with it, and he is on the ground with a sprained ankle and kravitz is just Over It and yelling at him like “CAN YOU PLEASE BE NORMAL FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES”
