Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

Foolish: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Quackity, laying on the floor: I want my fiances back.

Foolish: I've only got like...20 bucks.

Quackity: You could at least get Sapnap for 20 bucks, come on.

sometimes i think about cquackity being the one to propose to cschlatt, being the one who cared so much, wanted things to work so bad, think about him building the white house. sometimes i think about him wanting a big lavish wedding with all of manburg watching, daring to daydream about it at work some days with a silly little grin on his face (he was 19) (he was 19) until schlatt yelled over at him from across the room, demanding to know why quackitys just sitting there lookign moony eyed for and when quackity doesnt say anything him telling quackity to get back to work with an eye roll and a snort. sometimes i think about them getting married, a quiet, official affair officiated by fundy and attended by two witnesses and i think about him just being happy to be married. i think about him eating schlatts heart, searching within it for a crumb of the love he gave, with his teeth. and sometimes i think about him getting together with karl and sapnap only a day after manburg fell, finding each other before the ashes settled and promising to get married as soon as the burned down city was restored. i think about him staring at his engagement rings, little and cheap bc they don't have a lot of money right now, and what they do have goes into el rapids growing infrastructure, a home for them someday, with certainly not enough left over for fancy jewelry, so sapnap made them by hand. they're messy and a little uneven and the jewels wiggle sometimes but quackity refuses to take them off, no matter what he's doing, even when george makes fun of him for wearing them as they dig up a garden and i think of him sitting in the quiet and twisting them around his fingers and reminding himself that he's loved he is that he put their rings on his finger and his on theirs and they want him too and i think about karl casually dropping "and when we're married" into conversation like its no big deal and sapnap going along with it like its nothing too and i think about him grinning like an idiot but trying to hide it, because its clearly nothing to sapnap and karl? and karl catching him first and not believing him when he says its nothing and laughing and kissing him like q being excited for the wedding is the sweetest thing he's ever heard and i think about them staying up all night trying to figure out what they want to write in their vows. and i think about an effiel tower and wedding chapel in the youngest country in the server, surrounded by roses bc they stand for love and they're also sapnap's favorite flower and i think about him standing outside the prison and feeling a promise to propose fall out of his lips with mist into the cold air and i think about him taking his rings of his finger for the first time since sapnap gave them to them, flushed and grinning, and trying to throw them into lava, leave them behind. i think about him collapsing and not being able to finish the job and tying them on a string round his neck and trying to forget the weight of a grindstone around his neck. i think about him on his hands and knees in the hot summer sun tearing the rose bushes out of the ground with his bare hands until they're more thorn than flesh and i think about him swearing not to go back, to leave first every chance he gets

cquackity if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more

no bc i think ckarl is v effusive with the ppl he cares about, draping himself over them on the couch and spinning them around the kitchen and singing and constantly giggling excitedly about how he can’t wait until they’re married and going “hey!! thats my fucking wife!!!” to literally anyone who he thinks could have the chance to bother them in public (it was fine. its really fine karl he really just had to move past us to get the bread and then the guy is 6'5 and jacked and karl tries to act like he’s going to actually fight the guy and q has to heard him away while sapnap talks the guy down)

and we’ve talked about csapnap words of affirmation kinda guy, but its so literally so true, hes the kinda guy just to roll over in the middle of the night and give heartfelt declarations of love that are maybe a little cheesy but they make q cry anyway and karlnap can both tell even though he tries to hide it and hed want to stay up all night drafting his vows to make sure they’re perfect one thousand times over

and quackity, well he tries he does, he wants to show them how much he loves them too. but he gets tripped up every time, gets to nervous or says it too quietly for it to be anything big or right or anything like the two of them are. and they say it so easily, like it doesn’t scare them to say, that they don’t get terrified saying every i love you that they won’t hear it back

so he builds them a country bc thats the biggest thing he can think of to just give them, something to show them all at once how much he cares, builds his love for them in every brick, builds it big enough to fit all of the love he has in his heart

thinking about when c!sapnap reunited with c!q in las nevadas and mice on venus was playing and they were so happy to see each other and

help <- she is thinking about cquackity falling asleep in his office on top of his paperwork bc he doesnt want to go back to the big empty bed he built for three

tags via @/bandy-andy bc i can't get them out of my head

i think el rapids would’ve been small to avoid putting too much weight on a literal floating island so it was always a little cramped for four people. i think karlnapity would’ve bumped into each other in the kitchen and karl’s books would’ve been spilling out of every shelf and the bed was sometimes too small to be comfortable, especially when george wormed his way in instead of walking all 20 feet back to his own house. so when quackity made las nevadas he made it big and grand and with enough space for him and both his fiances (hopefully not fiances for much longer, if he played things right) to live and love comfortably and safely for the rest of their lives. and well. turns out making things bigger just makes it more obvious that you’re alone

what if Karl visited Quackity in between his time travelling but Quackity didn’t believe it was him?

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what the fuck???

i can make it on my own

Bro every time I think abt how Karl consistently falls in love with every version of Sapnap he meets but doesn't for Quackity I get so sad... like I know on a meta level it's cuz Q just loves making his characters fucking absurd but on a narrative level. HOOO

Something abt Karl and Sapnap's bond being something cosmic and immortal. While Quackity's and Karl's was something more simple, more human. Sapnap and Karl being guided to each other by the stars while Quackity and Karl found each other by chance and built something all on their own.

Something abt how Sapnap and Karl's connection will persist in every reality, every timeline, while Quackity's was one made entirely unique, by a single set of circumstances to bring two people so close together by chance. Their love being no less real than Karl and Sapnap's, the only difference being that while Karl and Sap's love was for whatever reason intended by the powers that be, his and Quackity's was only determined by their own will, their own want to be with each other.

Something abt the inherent tragedy of falling so deeply in love with someone who just Isn't your soulmate. Something abt putting in the effort to build something where there wasn't necessarily meant to be anything, out of pure will and the determination to Love someone. Something abt the tragedy of that rare, beautiful construction then being ripped away by a universe that didn't think it fit within its own plans. Something abt their love being honest and real, and yet always being destined to lose.

aren’t you engaged? 

sweet memories