this next cup of coffee will fix me

im worse now

wtf no green onion emoji.. world has gone to shit

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why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

The Programmers’ Credo

#you’d think i’d have a tag about software development by now but it’ll be patched in later at massive expense to all involved

This is not limited to programmers, as I can personally vouch. 

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

Tossup between B and E 🤔

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*