has anyone made this one yet

and the more important version

this post is specifically about whitewashing POC not about character accuracy generally

Wilbuh and a hint of crimeboys

character line!

god i can’t fucking believe that soundwave has to answer to starscream. i cant believe stabby mcbackstab outranks mr. competency. it blows my mind that, canonically, as the chain of command goes, starscream is the boss of soundwave. what the fuck, megatron

Something that originated in the days when Megatron turned into a weapon for other people to use, and he most commonly gave that weapon mode to Screamer.

Megatron is a grade-A dumbarse.

Megatron wanted a second in command that everyone hated so everyone focused their assassination attempts on someone other than himself. Megatron really only needs to watch for murder attempts from Screamer, but Screamer has to watch out for every other Decepticon. A likable second like Soundwave would put Megatron at much greater risk of attack.

I refuse to accept that Megatron is that smart. 

That’s fair.

Megatrons rated based on how comfortable i'd feel letting them petsit my guinea pigs, Rebecca and Halatali

TFA

this Megatron has at least taken care of organics before–he kept Sumdac alive somehow–but i’m not sure about him being able to keep track of things like safe food lists or handling them correctly. i would only let this Megatron watch my guinea pigs if i knew i was coming back soon, like within a day or so. 5/10

MTMTE/LL

as long as it’s the post-character arc version of him, i think he’d be wonderful. he’s considerate and attentive and a careful reader so i know he wouldn’t ignore my care instructions. i don’t think my guinea pigs would ever like him but i could easily go on a week+ long trip and not worry about them for a second. he’d probably send me lots of update pics too. 10/10

TFP

the thing about this Megatron is that he’d just delegate it to Soundwave so this is a Soundwave rating. he would be fantastic with any pet you presented to him. he takes all his missions seriously and would memorize my instructions like it was the Decepticon Manifesto, even if i was only gone for a day. if i had to stay away longer, he’d basically take them on as his new charges. in fact, he might be too good at his job and become too attached to them, deciding to kick me out of their lives. 8/10 points deducted because i want my girls back, Soundwave :/

if this Megatron delegated the task to Knock Out or Starscream, the rating automatically becomes 1/10 for reasons that should be fairly evident

if Shockwave, 5/10 because i’d come back and they’d be alive and in great health! but they wouldn’t be guinea pigs anymore

if Breakdown or Predaking, 4/10 i think they’d both try their best but they’re just too much

Cyberverse

i wouldn’t allow him near my guinea pigs. he’d be rough with them and hold them with just one hand. he’d give them sunflower seeds and not get it when i explain why seeds are bad for them. probably would be the type to blow in their faces or deliberately make loud noises to scare them. i’d be better off looking for someone on craigslist. -1483974/10

hold ya pringles can man in the palm of ya hand

From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?

A poem about loneliness

Gemsona Week 2017: JULY

It’s here, folks- fashionably late, but that’s 2017 for you. The exact date will be announced soon, but expect it in mid-to-late July!

Now’s the time to dust off your OCs and update any design changes! Introduce (or re-introduce) your gemsonas in the #gemsona tag! 

nobody asked for this

when your son is trying to call you but an unstoppable hunger is keeping you from responding

based off of @jihhae’s post 

Cut’s easy for me to draw

Metal is not

A Quick Guide on Best Locations to find Pokemon in Pokemon Go (source)

drawing entirely in pen, brought to you by X’s thighs

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

clearly i know how to efficiently waste my time

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