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Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

@shikai-the-storyteller / shikai-the-storyteller.tumblr.com

Posts about art, life, jokes, the occasional story, and robots.
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Bill Review

Just somethings we’ve learned from Bill from the AMA:

  • He possibly had a family
  • He seems to want a human form
  • His real name isn’t Bill
  • He’s keeping tabs on the Pines 
  • He thinks Dippers real name is lame
  • He encourages young girls to do drugs
  • He curses 
  • He drinks margaritas apparently  
  • He dislikes Time Baby a lot
  • He is incredibly erratic
  • He thinks Wendy’s Mom has got it going on
  • He can’t see how kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  • His idea of “pop culture” is old timey black and white music???
  • Life has a taste and it is Uracil, Cytosine and thymine 
  • Dipper has a long internet history of Red heads
  • He has seen everyone naked but wishes he hadn’t 
  • The goat maybe wasn’t always a goat….
  • His friends are pictures of alphabet people 
  • Not some classy gentlemen but he a huge nerd
  • Bill seems to use big random words but many of them are references to real people or things
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ALSO IMPORTANT:

  • Every image of him drawn acts as a peephole for him to spy upon humanity with
  • This is his favorite song
  • His dimension has over 14 billion different genders
  • Because of this, his sexual orientation is unknown (“I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE”) and it would take, “YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT OUT”
  • Stan’s tattoo means, “WATCH YOUR STEP.”
  • He hates Kryptos
  • Ended his AMA with; “I SHOULD MAKE LIKE A PINE TREE AND BURN TO THE GROUND!”
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