Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.

did you say weed

fall outfit inspo

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

“Get a job, son” “Just not in theatre, we’ve seen your oeuvre.”

oh my.  

this is so perfect.

(source)

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

spiders ?

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

got vaccinated yesterday

what muppet are you?

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

Muppets Supernatural with Misha Collins as the only human character. However, he is constantly carrying around and manipulating a muppet “vessel” because the muppets won’t talk to him otherwise

oh mY GOD and every time he tries to speak without wearing the muppet vessel all the surrounding muppets shriek and cover their ears and glass windows break all around him even though he is speaking at a totally normal volume and with no identifiable differences with how he speaks wearing the vessel i am CACKLING

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER