Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

he passed out *this* far from his bed and ragequit 💀

I hear sburban jungle playing loudly from a roommates room 😭😭 I gotta get the fuck outta here the meteors are coming

Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."

Spock explains Vulcan philosophy to himself.

Spock has to do his own parenting himself because Sarek sure as hell isn’t going to

Full offense but sometimes fandom just totally make up the characterization of a character and then complain when that isn’t canon

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

wfc elita and… optimus 

Chelsea Hodson, from Tonight I’m Someone Else: Essays; “The End Of Longing,”

slam that drink

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Tailgate upon realizing that Cylonus is single and ready to mingle;

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

how come conservative students think they’re smarter than professors with doctorates and shit

conservative students swear that every university professor is some radical leftist with an agenda when usually it’s a professor that just uses critical thinking skills, context, and has empathy

if you swear all the professors you encounter are wrong, it might actually be that your opinions are outdated, bigoted, and incorrect lmao

no offence but nothing will ever be more emotionally impacting then ‘despite everything, it’s still you’

it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone

sometimes the authors intentions…. dont matter

sometimes the authors intentions…….. are worse

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever