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Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

@shikai-the-storyteller / shikai-the-storyteller.tumblr.com

Posts about art, life, jokes, the occasional story, and robots.
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androidboy

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

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androidboy

im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this

#oh man#that follow up made me tear up a lot#:(#gay stuff#queer#mexico#humanity
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v3sha

"Each character has their own version of the afterlife Ranboo's is a field of sunflowers There Ranboo spends time with his friends made from his own recollections. But as he gradually loses his memory, friends disappear into an endless thicket of flowers"

#OH#OH MAN#MY HEART IS A SMALL SODA CAN AND THIS COMIC PUT IT THROUGH A TRASH COMPACTOR#HRGH THIS HURTS A LOT#ok but for real this is an utterly GORGEOUS comic#look at all those details! The symbolism!#the beauty and tragedy all wrapped up into a gorgeous comic!#not to get too personal in the tags of a comic about an rp between block men but#when I found out Ranboo had memory problems too I latched onto that character so hard#Ranboo my beloved...:(#I hope you're happy in the end#ranboo#dsmp#dsmp comic#best ranboo#tubbo#Q
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garnetamethystandpearl

Summer of Steven Schedule!

Here’s the schedule of new Steven Universe episodes that will be airing throughout the next month starting on Monday! 

The schedule is now complete!

  • Mon July 18th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 306 - Steven Floats
  • Mon July 18th - 7:15 PM (EST) - 307 - Drop Beat Dad
  • Tue July 19th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 308 - Mr. Greg
  • Wed July 20th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 309 - Too Short to Ride
  • Thu July 21st - 7:00 PM (EST) - 310 - The New Lars
  • Fri July 22nd - 7:00 PM (EST) - 311 - Beach City Drift
  • Mon July 25th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 312 - Restaurant Wars
  • Tue July 26th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 313 - Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service
  • Wed July 27th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 314 - Monster Reunion
  • Thu July 28th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 315 - Alone at Sea
  • Fri July 29th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 316 - Greg the Babysitter
  • Mon August 1st - 7:00 PM (EST) - 317 - Gem Hunt 
  • Tue August 2nd - 7:00 PM (EST) - 318 - Crack the Whip
  • Wed August 3rd - 7:00 PM (EST) - 319 - Steven vs. Amethyst
  • Thu August 4th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 320 - Bismuth (Half-Hour Special)
  • Mon August 8th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 321 - Beta [Part 1]  
  • Mon August 8th - 7:15 PM (EST) - 322 - Earthlings [Part 2]
  • Tue August 9th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 323 - Back to the Moon [Part 3]
  • Wed August 10th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 324 - Bubbled
  • Thu August 11th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 325 - The Kindergarten Kid
  • Fri August 12th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 326 - Know Your Fusion
  • Thu August 18th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 401 - Buddy’s Book 
  • Thu August 25th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 402 - Mindful Education
  • Thu September 1st - 7:00 PM (EST) - 403 - Future Boy Zoltron

Updated the schedule until September 1st!

Season 4 will be premiering August 18th!

#Zoltron????#Steven Universe#Oh man#Summer of Steven#SU News
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altedi

here’s a refresher on what each character is up to in homestuck, so you know what’s going on when the upd8 hits!

  • the goal - to create a new universe free of tyranny. vriska has drawn up battle plans. the battle is about to commence.
  • john, roxy, and alpha rose (specifying bc we have 2) are on the meteor and plan to go fight the condesce. their goal is to kill her, or barring that, keep her busy so she doesn’t mess with anything during the important shit.
  • john also has the earth (alpha kids’ version, dirk and roxy’s point in time, flooded and inhabited only by carapacians) shrunked and captalogued. the plan is for jade to unshrink it after the battle and for everyone who survives to live there.
  • dave and dirk are on dirk’s planet, lotak. they plan to fight “lord jack”, the jack from the alpha kids’ session who got lord-english-ified by the condesce. lord jack is on his way to the session.
  • terezi is jetpacking on her way to lotak and plans to fight lord jack with the striders, and just used her mind powers to do some remembery shit to gain alt terezi’s memories in the most recent panel/flash.
  • alt terezi (from the game over timeline) and (vriska) are hugging it out in the dreambubbles. they’re not really super relevant anymore but they were in the most recent panel so they get to be up top.
  • jane is on healing duty, and will be using teleporty windows placed by jasprosesprite to get to people during the battle. she is currently on the meteor.
  • the mayor, alpha calliope, and jade’s body are inside on the meteor. jade is asleep, and needs to stay that way until the condesce is killed, so that she doesn’t go grimbark again. should jade wake up and not immediately go grimbark, vriska’s plan is for her to go fight dog tier jack, and a note has been left tied to her finger saying this. wv and calliope are just hanging out, since neither really has any combat capabilities. calliope has the ring of life.
  • meanwhile, jade’s consciousness and alt calliope (the one who predominated) are travelling through the dreambubbles. alt callie is saying cryptic shit about space while jade waits impatiently to wake up. alt callie plans to do Something that is not yet made clear.
  • karkat is passed out on lofaf (jade’s planet) after kanaya knocked him out. he wanted to go fight, but kanaya promised echidna she would protect him, so he is sleeping.
  • kanaya is also on lofaf, and has just received the matriorb from roxy. she plans to light the forge and get this frog universe business moving.
  • echidna has just met with karkat and kanaya and agrees to allow a new universe to be created as logn as karkat is protected. she wants karkat to guide the new universe’s inhabitants.
  • jake, gcatavrosprite, and jasprosesprite are on lomax (jake’s planet). gcatavrosprite is asleep. jake is supposed to deal with spades slick when he comes. vriska wasn’t sure if ss would be a threat so she just stuck jake with the job. jasprose plans to help jane move around and heal people.
  • spades slick is on his way to the session, carrying in a magic storage oven the entirety of the felt and ms. paint.
  • dog tier jack and dog tier pm are on their way to the session, still in seemingly eternal combat. vriska’s plan calls for letting pm deal with jack, and if/when jade wakes up, send jade to help her.
  • alpha vriska, meenah, and tavros are in the dreambubbles with a giant army of ghosts of dead alt-timeline trolls that tavros assembled. they plan to take on lord english. aradia and sollux are there too.
  • lord english is on his way, destroying space as he goes.
  • caliborn knows the future and how he will imprison the beta kids in the homestuck juju, beat up the alpha kids, and then jake will use his hope powers to fuck with caliborn. then arquiusprite will come in and hold off caliborn long enough for dirk to imprison his soul (along with arquiusprite’s and half of gamzee by mistake) in lil cal. then eventually he becomes lord english. caliborn has the ring of void in his future vision.
  • the condesce is in her battleship on her way to fuck shit up. she has the ring of void. her motive is to create a new universe which she will be dictator of.
  • gamzee is in the fridge.
  • davepetasprite (davesprite and alpha nepeta) and arquiusprite are bro hugging. they both plan to go fight lord english, though davepetasprite did not appear in caliborn’s future vision.

low-relevancy players

  • eridan and feferi aren’t really relevant to the plot anymore it would seem, they’re probably mixed in with tavros’s army.
  • casey has an army of skeleton consorts.
  • nannasprite - both pre-retcon nanna and post-retcon nanna survived so there’s two. they are on locah (jane’s planet).
  • dad crocker is in jail on derse.
  • dd, hb, and cd from the alpha kids’ session. hb was killed by dirk ages ago. the other two are alive and on derse.
  • edit: oh yeah and aranea is not only dead, but never got back alive to begin with

i think that’s everyone!

#I legit was like 'WHO IS JACK' for a solid 5 minutes#gamzee is in the fridge#homestuck#long post /#really long post /#I haven't read in YEARS#oh man#Q
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