ETOILES MY BELOVED

ik how reviving looks in a game but imagine irl if you died in battle and then wake up 5 minutes later to your healer mage going "chop chop let's go you're not done here! finish killing that guy" like thanks for unbreaking my bones but jeez

me with my life flashing before my eyes: mourn for m-

the guy casting resurrection: no time for that, get the fuck up harry

I don’t engage with posts that wear me out so I’m making my own post to say that if you’re middle class and you go to a thrift store to get clothes to cut up for your crafts and sewing or support your purse collecting habit that’s fine.

You’re not a gentrifier. You’re not taking resources away from less fortunate people who need them more because thrift stores are businesses, not services, so the more you patronize them the more they expand. I used to work at a thrift store and my boss told me we threw away about half of our donations from the street because they were too damaged or dirty and we threw away another half of the merchandise on the floor that didn’t sell. And that was before Marie Kondo got popular.

So yeah those sheets would look better on somebody’s bed than as a tablecloth you made but they look better as your craft project than getting thrown away. You don’t know. And you’re paying the store to stay open and put another set of sheets out tomorrow. So feel free to shop at thrift stores especially if you donate to them.

Listen I really just had the need to draw Clark in yellow suspenders so here’s a AU were Clark is a first responder with superpowers  (who doesn’t fight crime just responds to wrecks and fires ect.)  instead of a reporter  and Burce is just a normal detective.

nightbeat... stop exposing cyclonus like this 😔

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

Someone: i wish there was a comic with a mostly lgbt cast that doesn’t include homophobia in it’s plot and doesn’t fall into the “bury your gays” trope that’s actually good :/

Me:

the delivery on this makes me lose my shit Every Single Goddamn Time

hold ya pringles can man in the palm of ya hand

So while rewatching TFP, I noticed something:

Starscream’s telemetry pops up on one of Soundwave’s scans during Season Two, when he’s “gone rogue.” So Soundwave knows a) where he is and b) if he’s healthy.

In conclusion, Starscream is a five-year-old who’s “running away from home forever” and only made it into the backyard with a jar of peanut butter and sneaks back inside to steal cookies when he’s hungry.

Megatron: if Starscream returns to the Nemesis, kill him on sight.

Soundwave, who’s been keeping tabs on Starscream this entire time and sending him rations like an unruly child leaving snacks on the back step for a wild cat: *seen at 5:55 pm*

But I REALLY love her???? Like since I first saw her as a temple?

how to write character deaths by John Barber

step one: enter an unnecessarily dangerous situation that can be easily solved without death

step two: have someone sacrifice themselves in a way that doesn’t apply to their character and adds nothing to the story

step three: other characters say “we’ve got to keep going for [insert character’s name here]! come on guys we have to make their sacrifice worth it!”

step four: repeat

Friendly reminder that Chromedome once fuckin BURST THROUGH REWIND’S DOOR when he heared him scream, like:

He tore a freaking hole into a steel door to get to his boyfriend and if that‘s not a gay powermove I don‘t know what is

Also did everyone notice the little ladder Rewind uses to get up on his bed?

Something in the show: *isn’t fully explained but hinted to be important*

Morons: Wow, this is a plot hole!

Thing in same show: *is later revealed to have an explanation that makes perfect sense when finally revealed*

Morons: …Okay but it’s bad writing to not tell us right away.

BONUS because boy howdy I wasn’t ready for this level of fuckery:

Ok, but Nightbeat, man…. that was so inappropriate.