Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

Kojima doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Death Stranding will never come out

Kojimas gonna announce that death str anding is actually just a disc with directions on it to get to his base in the middle of the ocean so he can form an army to attack Konami and I for one do not trust him

I trust Kojima

I will join Kojima’s Outer Heaven

I shall take up arms in kojimas name

I will die for him

hideo kojima saying “i’m back” > every other press conference in e3 history combined

If Hideo Kojima can rise successfully from the ashes of 2015, so can I.

each time del toro makes a comment like “ill do anything kojima wants” or “ill follow him to the end of the earth” im like

holy fuck he did it

kojima really has become the big boss of the games industry

>started out as just a lowly member of his organization before attracting personal devotees around the world through his deeds and reputation >abandoned and betrayed by his parent company Konami (his home country, if you will) >created his own independent “nation” not beholden to anyone (the new Kojima Productions with no meddling oversight from Sony)

holy shit he really did

All that’s left is for Konami to realize how bad they fucked up and attempt to recreate their own Hideo Kojima through cloning and/or special training.

Photo from the rockman exe/ megaman battle network art book, they appearantly made kojima into a character

The pact is sealed.

Kojima doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.