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Out to lunch at olive garden

Alluka, is currently reading anne of green gables: oh Kurapika it looks like we’re both ordering sparkling water. Kindred spirits are not so scarce as I used to think!

Kurapika, smiling indulgently: that would seem to be the case, Alluka. Where are Gon and Killua? The waiter should be coming around to take our orders soon

Leorio, fist clenched around the cutlery, voice quivering with emotion: yeah what about the waiter we wouldn’t want to worry him, Kurapika, huh? We wouldn’t want to keep him waiting, would we. We wouldn’t want to leave him clueless as to what you really want, not knowing where you are or if you’re safe or who you’re with, right? We wouldn’t want that now would we?

Kurapika:

Leorio:

Kurapika:

Leorio:

Alluka: Anne Shirley said that true friends are always together in spirit 😌

Gon slamming into his seat: sorry we’re late! We were walking over and we got into an argument over whether or not Olive Garden counts as Italian food and I said it does because

Killua: because he’s stupid and—ow

Gon, digging the heel of his boot into Killua’s foot: BECAUSE it’s called the Olive Garden Italian restaurant and

Killua: and I SAID that just because someone says something doesn’t mean you should automatically believe them, dumbass, you know that, and actually Alluka and I went to Italy you should all try and go sometime Rome really is a quaint little city but anyway we’ve had REAL Italian food and I didn’t say that Olive Garden wasn’t Italian food I said it wasn’t authentic there’s a clear difference especially to the refined palate and

Gon: that's—that’s

Kurapika: semantics?

Gon: yeah that. It’s semantics. Well neither of us wanted to give up so we decided to play Rock Paper Scissors to agree on a winner but

Killua: but he taught me the technique for predicting your opponent’s moves and like, it’s Gon, of course I can predict his every move because—

Alluka: because all you ever do is watch him anyway!

Killua:

Gon:

Leorio:

Kurapika:

Killua, disgruntled: anyway we were locked in a stalemate standing in the middle of a crosswalk playing Rock Paper Scissors for almost twenty minutes and Gon wouldn’t stop cheating

Gon: it’s not cheating to distract your opponent and all I did was look at you

Alluka: come on Gon you KNOW that throws him off his game! You can’t gaze at him like that when he’s trying to concentrate it makes him nervous!

Killua, hands clammy: anyway Gon wouldn’t stop cheating. So we had to wrestle it out like men because we were standing in the middle of the road and traffic was piling up and people were getting testy

Gon: and I won and Killua had to help me pop my arm back into its socket but we’re here now! We’re here!

Waiter walking up to the table: hi welcome to Olive Garden what would you like to start with today

Leorio: uhhhhh can we get the endless breadsticks

Waiter: we’re actually all out sir

Alluka, looking faint, clutching her book in hand: My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.

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