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Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

@shikai-the-storyteller / shikai-the-storyteller.tumblr.com

Posts about art, life, jokes, the occasional story, and robots.
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I think it’s funny how fandom always portrays Fenris as violently swearing with lots of “fucks”, though he only uses occasional “vishante caffas”, instead insulting people with sarcastic politeness (despite popular belief, he calls Anders “mage”, not “abomination”)

also it’s amusing how people pretend that Fenris grumps at displays of affection, when this sentimental potato literally wears not one, but two Hawke’s tokens, initiates a public make-out in the middle of the Gallows, giggles at compliments and if poked, says stuff like “i enjoy following you”, “i’m yours” and “thanks for bringing me with you to this monster-infested deep roads, hawke. im just.. um pleased err to see you. ugh.”

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PFT Oh my gosh, Garnet would crush them. I can see Amethyst and Steven trying that on Garnet and it’d just be like running into a brick wall

omg yea. Like they slam into her and nothing happens so they try pulling her down and it doesn’t work. And then Steven is like “Garnet! You’re supposed to fall down!” and then she’s like “Alright.” and falls over like a board. And then Steven’s like “Yaay! We saved you!”

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