#are you gay? you may be entitled to financial compensation (via @thewalrus-said)

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

I have three beverages advising me at all times

I have three beverages advising me at all times

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

Pokemon Go was worth it just for the occasional glimpses we get into what social media is like in the actual pokemon universe

@xkcd-for-that

it's so beethover / we're so bach

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-