Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

people who dont like kids need to meet a baby whos having a good day like oh my god the joy of discovery is so beautiful

OP have you ever met a baby having a BAD day?

yeah. you.

hey lesbians what’s the typical “straight guy” thing u do that u pull off way better than any man? personally i’m a hot jock who manspreads when she sits and sleeps in boxers

Loving and caring for women

Hello, 911? I just witnessed a murder.

this is still one of my favourite win quotes in anything ever

K but what about Young Joseph’s?

your face reminds me a bit of 18th century france

its revolting

too honest

burned him so hard he started speaking japanese

… omg

looool

*high pitched* OH HO HO

PLEASE

happy post-election day!! don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years in honor of the new senate

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

To be honest I totally understand why Melee purists get upset when I poke fun at them. The concept of something being all in good fun can be really hard for them to grasp

If you have to put other characters down in order to talk up your favorite character then your favorite character must not be that great if you can’t even praise them on their own merits

someone told me i should start listening to white noise to help me sleep easier but sadly we don’t get fox news here

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

i’m gonna start using this line

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OVER A MIYAZAKI MOVIE

OVER A MIYAZAKI MOVIE

To be fair, the Wind Rises was pretty bad by Ghibli standards.

to be fair frozen was pretty bad period