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Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

@shikai-the-storyteller / shikai-the-storyteller.tumblr.com

Posts about art, life, jokes, the occasional story, and robots.
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every time i think about the sos morse code messages in the breath of the wild divine beast songs i go crazy actually,, like you’re telling me that mipha’s sos was immediate because she was ambushed and young and a healer not a fighter?? that urbosa’s was quick but comes after jangling piano keys because though she trusts the others she’s still a proud warrior who would want to protect herself?? that daruk’s was quick but quiet because he never wanted to worry the others?? that revali’s was late and frantic because his pride wouldn’t let him call for help until he knew he was about to die?? that no one could answer any of them and that they all died there, in the machines that they’d soul-bonded to that had suddenly turned on them?? alone?? that all we the player can do is literally save their souls because it’s far too late to save their lives?? fuck

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I think I might have played too many city builder games during quarantine. I just tried to rotate the angle of my word document using the middle scroll button to try and get a better look at the plot.

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been gardening so much the thought “The wifi is running slow, maybe the router needs to be watered” occured to me last night.

I frequently catch myself trying to ID strangers using iNaturalist.

At one point I’d been playing a lot of BotW and I kept trying to pres A when I saw dragonflies in my yard

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i love phil’s breath of the wild streams with my whole heart. he is naked. he dyed his bandanna green for branding. he runs around and gets distracted by literally anything in his peripheral. he will not stop making overpowered foods. he complains about not finding any materials to make electric resistant food and then eats a joltfruit raw without blinking. he took on the major test of strength shrine with four hearts. he beat it (and believers won channel points). he took on eventide with four hearts. and beat it. he is now taking on a lynel with five hearts. he is still naked.

he beat the lynel, naked, with five hearts. i believe it took over 50 deaths before he mounted the lynel for the first time, on accident. my fucking streamer!!!!!!!!!

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