Resident Robot-Loving Grandma

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

FINALLY it’s done I started this a while ago but just got around to wrapping up my first MBMBAM animation: Telescope Bully

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

this isnt cause im short im not short

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

perfect form

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

just so we’re all clear the beach boys would decimate the beatles in a fist fight through sheer Californian force of will

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