In Need Of More Sleep

People get very creative with shipping names, but some generate more pleasant mental images than others. 

(I’m sorry word-puns is the only thing I contribute to this fandom, but it’s everything I have) 

Mann, but like, imagine Ultron meeting cybertronians tho. Bots wondering why this tiny minibot looks so lewd and so angry. Imagine them taking this tiny anger ball with them to cybertron. Imagine Ultron trying to integrate into the society there, like, getting a backwater accounting job, desperately trying to keep up and save credits for new datapads or archive passage or smth. All the while not understanding why the heckle all these giant machines keep on hitting on him.  Ultron getting cornered by a gang and saved by some bot and falling for him HARD  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”