hey, so this is gonna seem pretty minor in the face of all this shit happening, but if you're thinking about going to watch the new doctor strange movie, could you wait a little bit and watch it on putlocker or something instead? it's fine wanting to see it, but it'd be cool if u could not support hollywood's shitty long-standing tradition of yellow facing
@albinwonderland here u go
i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched
look at this extra characterization that couldve been
What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
Steve why are you big
be he stronge? list ye, budde
he hath straunge chymerical blod!
swyngeth he from a thred?
cast thine eyn ouverhedde
god wot! anon cometh spydere man
GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.
I LAUGHED UNTIL I WAS IN PHYSICAL PAIN THANK YOU INTERNET
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.
1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.
2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.
3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.
Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.
so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….
Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.
There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.
Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.
The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?
Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.
Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.
Oh shit I hadn’t noticed that, god this just gets better and better.
I love everything about this.
Black Panther did to Civil War what Nicki Minaj did to Monster.
captain america magical girl AU - steve, sam, and bucky
Really, REALLY self-indulgent. Was thinking “haha the whole stucky thing is kinda magical girl vs dark magical girl-” and then everything spiraled out of control.
Avengers ancient Chinese AU!
I couldn’t draw all the Avengers, but I may be try them later.
Had a few days into my recent artblock where I drew marvel a lot. Have some Gender-vengers. Why did I only draw Natasha in her suit? The world may never know.
Always keep your enemy on their toes.
Unless your enemy is a ballerina. That is where they are strongest.
Or Natasha Romanoff.
Don’t even make her your enemy. That is just a stupid ass move.
In the MCU, the History Channel would have documentaries like,
But then how did Steve Rogers survive his perilous descent into the Arctic Ocean? The answer is more surprising than you could ever imagine.
Aliens.
[commercial break]
the mcu history channel must have had a field day after the battle of new york
mediavengers has made some posts based on this concept iirc
Sure did!
I’m guessing there’s a division in SHIELD to fabricate conspiracy theory media to help keep people lost to real conspiracies - by generating such wacky things no one believes the real conspiracies. They live constantly frustrated as they keep getting memos about stuff they can’t use as decoys.
“We’ll just say it’s an undead Nazi robot AI, that’s far fetched enough right?”
“Can’t.”
“Why?”
“Classified.”
“Sigh, ok, ok, the Illuminati? Right? That’s a classic.”
“…I’m sorry to say…”
“Fuck Bill, you’re killing me here. Ninjas? We can do ninjas right? It’s 80s B-movie at this point.”
“Actually that’s one of the ops we really have had to do a lot of work covering.”
“ARE YOU SERIOUS? Goddamn it, you’d think ninjas wouldn’t leave tracks…”
“I know, I’m sorry.”
“Are we going to have to Blame Spiderman again?”
“Well, it is tried and true.”
“Ok, ok, hold on. I got it. Aliens that shapeshift and are body snatchers! ‘Don’t trust anyone! It’s a Secret War!’ They’ll love it.”
“…”
“Oh god. I know that look. Fuck, you’re putting me in Isolation Three again aren’t you?”
“…you know the policy.”
Why did I do this.
Perfection.
People get very creative with shipping names, but some generate more pleasant mental images than others.
(I’m sorry word-puns is the only thing I contribute to this fandom, but it’s everything I have)
i rewatched captain america the other day
