In Need Of More Sleep

BTW you can buy prints of my art–>INPRNT

Love the tower goose op have you thought about doing an entire tarot set

Yep, but it’s a ton of work so I’ll need to do some more thinking about it …

taken by the wave

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

A MASTERPIECE ^^

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

@rainbowchibbit

True.

I laughed way too hard at this XD

let yuugi say fuck

yuugi: who the fuck

atem: language

yuugi: whom the fuck

atem: no

Original post by @chicksalloverme

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

bitty

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices

it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”

or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty

i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy

i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off

tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

you had me at Jesus was throwin shade.

Oh my God, this just made my whole day.

the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine

Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!

‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

Infant head butt: +5 mele damage

Adult Earring pull: +2 Slashing damage

Vomit : +1 acid damage

Stinky diaper: +200 poison damage

Under what conditions would the baby level?

Leveling up occurs when the baby is able to sit up without support, hold bottle, learns crawl/scoot, and run without command

Additional attacks include giggle: aliegn an enemy(or more) to baby’s side to defend

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

True canon fact galley literally broods over pinkie buglet and it is very distressing to him because trolls don’t have a cultural experience of parenthood and he thinks he’s losing his mind when the Deadly Mother hormones kick in

the only time i describe my fantasy hero kastor as ‘brooding’ is when he’s literally sitting next to his small son and contemplating how best to keep him safe

this is deliberate

Fenris brooding over Hawke, yes

now picturing him literally sitting on top of Hawke and cussing out anyone who comes near them

He committed to how pissed off he was

this is called uncivil obedience. it’s the same form of protest at work when trans people take selfies in the wrong-gender restrooms they’re legally required to use. see: #WeJustNeedtoPee

“I know no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their stringent execution.”

–Ulysses S. Grant

Baron Vaughn (x)

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.