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In Need Of More Sleep

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artemis69

I love to the death the soulmate!AU universe with words on your skin, be it the ‘first words your soulmate will say to you’ or the ‘first thoughts they had when meeting you’. And I’ve read a lot of goofy words, suprising words, romantic words.

But you know what I miss?

I want soulmate!AU that will meet in a stupid car accident and swear like sailors at each other about the paint job. I want doctors that will meet them as patients in their emergency waiting room only to find them juring at their broken foot. I want people that will meet completely smashed in a club and for their first thought to be filthy as all hell. I want soulmates that will meet on the internet and their first comment will be to congratulate the other about a particularly hot smut piece they wrote.

Now, I want you to imagine all these people as little children.

And I want you to imagine being their parents

Trying to protect your kid from them for as long as possible because “omg John no the first words my son will learn to read will not be ‘I want to eat his ass’!!” and “This is not even anatomically possible!”

I want you to imagine them trying to explain to biggot aunt Marth at thanksgiving why your precious bundle of joy has a beautifully described page 43 of the gay kamasutra detailled on his little arm.

I want you to imagine them going at the first kindergarden parents-teachers reunion and try not to cringe under the judgmental look of the teacher.

I want you to imagine the hospital giving all new parents a personalized plush bear with their baby’s phrase engraved in the heart between his paw, and i want you to imagine the look on that nurse face when he has to come into the room with the bear.

And then, years later, I want you to imagine the parents meeting their kid’s soulmate. Looking at them straight in the eyes and knowing. Knowing, like they’ve known for years, what this person has wanted to do to their precious kid in excruciating details.

I want you to imagine the first dinner.

Please just. Imagine these AU

Unfortunate first phrases: “Oh god, I’m sorry, was that your cat?” “Dude, you’re a dumbass.” “Hands in the air! Don’t move! Drop it!” “That is one fine ass looking rabbit you got there.” “911, what is your emergency?” “Oral, anal, or handjobs? Cuz I’m down.” “Are you tired? Because when you fell from heaven wow I fucked that up.” “You’re too pretty to be in here. You do what I want, I’ll make sure no one else makes you their bitch. You - are you blushing? Seriously?”

Related: First words I heard from the mouth of my to-be first boyfriend were, “‘Scuse me while I whip this out.”

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sonatagreen

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

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This whole thing started after I rewatched Hercules and had the biggest urge to draw Alya as one of the muses.

I’m not entirely happy with how this came out, but for my first animatic ever I think it’s pretty good. Tumblr butchered the quality gdi

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i-wadako

BLESS YOU FOR THIS BLESS YOU FANDOM BEST FANDOM EVER SORRY FOR MY SILLY ART NOW AND AGAIN.

Best way to be back!

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free software alternatives

i never stop talking about some of these so i might as well banish them to a single post! you might know about a lot of them already, but feel free to look anyway

freeware can be a great opportunity to get a feel for something and learn a new skill. and in some cases, the free versions are almost as powerful, so you might find that you saved a lot of money but made work that was just about equal to what you might have done with paid software!

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