Pin up by Wildred R. Addey, 1940s, Britain.
But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things; your sister needs and operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you’d really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eye patch and the club foot. Can you pray for that? I think you’d have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want, pray for anything. But, what about the Divine Plan? Remember that? The Divine Plan.
George Carlin
There’s a lot of things you never see. And you don’t know you don’t see ‘em, ‘cause you don’t see ‘em. You gotta see something first to know you never saw it, then you see it and say hey I never saw that, too late you just saw it. I know things you never see. You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says: Shit Happens. You never see a really big tall fat Chinese guy with red hair. You never see a wheelchair with a roll bar. You never see someone taking a shit running at full speed, and you’ve never seen a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo.
George Carlin