#planet – @shewhoworshipscarlin on Tumblr

“Let’s see, viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And Viruses are tricky, always mutating, and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. And perhaps this first virus can be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along, and maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.”

George Carlin

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shewhoworshipscarlin

The plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that’s begun, don’t you think that’s already started? I think to be fair the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or ant colony can, a collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet. How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species?

George Carlin

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shewhoworshipscarlin

We’re so self-important, so self-important. Everybody’s gonna save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all, save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet! We haven’t learned to care for one another, we’re gonna save the fucking planet?

George Carlin

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shewhoworshipscarlin

Let me tell you about saving endangered species, alright? Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It’s arrogant meddling. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place, doesn’t anybody understand that? Interfering with nature. Over 90%--over, way over—90% of the species that have ever lived on this planet are gone. They’re extinct. We didn’t kill them all. They just disappeared. That’s what nature does. They disappear these days at the rate of 25 a day. And I mean regardless of our behavior. Irrespective of how we act on this planet, 25 species that were here today will be gone tomorrow. Let them go gracefully. Leave nature alone. Haven’t we done enough?

George Carlin

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shewhoworshipscarlin

I’m also tired of hearing about “innocent victims.” This is an outmoded idea; there are no innocent victims. If you live on this planet you’re guilty, period, fuck you, end of report, next case. Next fucking case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

George Carlin