All I feel is strange

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

“You know I do like long, lazy, dull days, right?”

Oh, just kill me now.

no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics

hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets

first mermay art ever ⭐

That giggle is making my heart melt like a popsicle in the summertime

hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough

Anytime some fallout of fandom discourse somehow ends on my dash, all I can think is that actively participating in fandoms sounds fucking exhausting...

unblock me princess I have a barely relatable meme to send you

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

This is what I'm talking about when I say "You don't really want a pet wolf, they already make a wolf you can keep in your house and it's called a dog."

Bestie I’m going to be so honest with you, seeing that absolutely massive guy definitely made me want a wolf more

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Yeah. I knew in college, so far as I know, a cis guy who liked dresses. And he wore dresses, and sometimes people would say "you are a man in a dress" and he would say "yeah".

im a bit jealous of the social life the birds hanging out on the power lines seem to have.

Some tweets hit too close to home

sometimes home is a person

please don't say that