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I have been writing fics since February of 2011, and currently have over 700k written in several fandoms. I actively follow the Harry Potter and Avengers fandoms.
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regardless of your opinion of loki, what odin did to him in the mcu is fucking inexcusable.

like that’s such an awful, manipulative thing to do to a child, to raise him DESPISING the race, the culture, he came from, and then fucking lift the curtain like ooh! surprise! your brother’s blood is hot and he wants to murder you and your kind ‘cause guess what! you’re one of those disgusting frost giants!

LIKE.. nothing will ever make that alright, or fine, or in any way excusable. AND I’M SORRY, BUT FRIGGA ISN’T SOMEHOW NOT COMPLICIT IN THIS.

frigga was ??? in other ways obviously very loving and very accepting of loki’s differences, but she held that secret away from him too, and it doesn’t make it okay just because she was, in other aspects, not a terrible mother

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sherzasboss

So much this. So, so much. Also.

Even if Jotuns hadn’t been spoken of/treated like utter shit, Loki was set up to fail.

He’s Jotun. He’s an entire different goddamned SPECIES than Asgardians. And he was clearly expected to be the ideal Asgardian, and given ten different shades of shit when he inevitably failed.

And the *only* way Frigga isn’t in trouble right along with Odin is if Odin pulled some sort of shit with her. Like, threatened to kill her family if she didn’t obey him, or, given there IS magic when it comes to Asgard’s throne, he could have made some sort of magically-backed royal decree that she literally couldn’t break. And I can TOTALLY see Odin being EXACTLY that sort of asshole.

But that’d be the only way/reason Frigga doesn’t get in trouble, and unfortunately, it’s not outright stated (or really even hinted) that Odin did in fact do something like that.

The only person in the royal family who gets any kind of pass on how they treat Loki is Thor. Because Thor was raised in that poison himself, and was only a couple years older than Loki at most. Yet he loved Loki fiercely. He alone mourned Loki in T1. The outtakes from T1 also show that while Thor did open his gob and insert his foot on the regular where Loki was concerned, he also spoke in his defense. Which, given the environment he was raised in, is a goddamned miracle.

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Reminder

Loki does not “betray” his family over and over (despite what a certain actor and his director buddy seem to think). 

He was betrayed BY them. 

Betrayed by Odin, who kidnapped him, lied to him, and raised him to hate his own race. 

Betrayed by Frigga, who went along with Odin’s deception and was more concerned with keeping the peace than in standing up for her emotionally vulnerable son.

Betrayed by Thor, who treated him as a servant and belittled him in front of their peers, refused to listen to him, and never asked once for Loki’s point of view, or what happened to him. 

As a child, he was quiet, curious, and bright, NOT obsessed with stabbing (he’d never been obsessed with stabbing). 

People like to forget that Loki’s behavior from the vault scene in Thor 1 through the rest of his MCU run is the result of a huge mental breakdown from which he had NO ONE to turn to. To say nothing of a 1000+ years of being ostracized. He deeply loved his family and wanted nothing more than to make them proud. Which, you know, would be really hard to do if he betrayed them constantly. Then he finds out his entire life, and his place in the family, is a lie. And it breaks him. His actions from then on are a departure from his usual conduct, not the norm. Yes, he can be cunning, manipulative, and ruthless, but it’s not his default. Watch the deleted scenes from Thor to get a sense of how he was before the truth came out.

Yes, he was guilty of ruining Thor’s coronation. But Thor was in no way shape or form ready for the throne, so Loki dealt with it in the only way he knew would work. Why? I have to imagine Loki knows he’ll be dismissed if he speaks up himself, and he’ll just be labelled as jealous or untrustworthy (as we saw with the W3 and Sif). He probably learned long ago that resorting to subterfuge was the only way to get his points across, no one listens when he makes a point himself. He never intended for the fallout to be Thor getting banished.

Also, Thor is not a cuddly golden retriever or whatever people are saying these days. He was a bully, and he more or less stayed a bully. 

It’s super weird to me how fanon seems to view MCU Thor and Loki as polar opposite from their actual MCU canon personalities. 

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worstloki

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sherzasboss

Instant reblog, because YES.

Loki was treated like such shit by the entirety of Asgard. All for the crime of being *different*. He didn’t glorify war. He didn’t prefer punching enemies in the face, bloodshed and ‘glorious battle’ and a ‘warrior’s death’. 

Which, if Thor, Sif, and the Three were anything to go by in the first Thor movie, basically amounted to the Asgardian version of ‘suicide by cop’. Because not a one of them had anything even remotely resembling a plan when it came to combat. Unless ‘hit/stab it. If it doesn’t go down, do it harder’ is an actual plan. Which it totally isn’t.

Loki preferred honeyed/poisoned words, daggers in the dark (literally and metaphorically) and long-range magical badassery. Which, it should be noted, kept both him and those he allied with ALIVE. He thinks. He plans. And for this, he is condemned.

Heimdall at least makes a tiny bit of sense. Given his ‘all seeing’ shtick, he HAS to have known Loki’s true origins, so him being a fucker to Loki makes a tad bit of sense, given Asgard’s attitude re: Jotuns.

But then I side-eye the fuck out of Odin. Again. Because he’s the fucker that brought a Jotun kid to Asgard to raise. Loki was *going* to find out the truth at some point. There’s no hiding THAT for the entirety of Loki’s life. And while completely eliminating prejudice and bigotry might be beyond Odin’s capabilities, he COULD have come down like the wrath of the Norns on anyone he caught mouthing off, which would have severely reduced that nonsense.

Yet he not only ignored that shite, he encouraged it. The bastard flat out stood there and presented Jotuns as murderous bastards to Loki, in the guise of telling him and Thor about the war. Which, fuck you very much, Odin.

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reblogged

So, not that you need it (because seriously, you are badassery incarnate), but for the record, you ever want a sidekick/cheering section to help bitch out Odin or cheer you on whilst you do so, let me know. 'cause puny mortal be damned, I am *down* with throwing hands with that one eyed whiskered wanker.

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Even though I have already overpowered Odin Allfather in the past, your encouragement tempts me to attempt it again.

Or perhaps I shall simply teleport to his throne room and we can hurl insults at him. I am skilled particularly at delivering scathing insults in verse, and I could use a "hype man" as you Midgardians say. Would you like to fill the position?

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sherzasboss

@loki-of-asgard-god-of-mischief​ *pleased smile* Feeling is entirely mutual. Like I said originally, you’re a bona-fide badass. I honestly don’t *get* Asgard’s whole thing with dissing magic in general (tricks my ASS) or male magic users in particular (seriously, what the HELL?). Unless it’s jealousy talking. Because let’s be real here, you’d be able to take out Asgard’s entire army without breaking a sweat. 

As for Odin - good lord, but I could rant for DAYS about his bullshit. He’s literally #2 on my ‘most hated’ list - and the Purple Grape is the only one ahead of him. Which is a hell of a thing, to be in THAT company.

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theavengers

Legit loki didn’t release Hela, once again odin was like “oh shits getting rough? Time to disappear!”

“Oh my son just found out he’s adopted for my own selfish gain? He’s having a full break down questioning his entire existence because i raised him to think his own species is a monster? Lul, time to sleep!”

“Oh, the aether is back? Asgard has been invaded? My wife has been killed? Lul, time to sit here and mope!”

“Oh, Hela is coming because I was somehow overpowered by my not-son and sent to earth, and I chose to stay in a pretty ocean side town for a while until my sons came to find me and now its too late to stop Hela and my sons dont know what to do? Lul, time to die!”

Like, Odin was just the master of yeeting himself out of difficult situations and loki gets the blame for it 99% of the time.

Reblogging for that HOT TAKE

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sherzasboss

Like, for real?

1) Loki DID NOT ‘fake’ his own death in TDW. He got hit. Badly. Canonically, bad enough even HE thought he was gonna buy the farm. When he didn’t, he crawled his ass back to Asgard.

2) He didn’t steal the throne, either. Remember, he’s in the line of succession, whether Asgard, Odin, and Thor like it or not. Did he, MAYBE do something hinky to get Odin out of the way? MAYBE. We don’t know. Assumptions can be made either way, and even if he did, family trying/succeding in deposing a King/Queen happened ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME here on Earth when royal rule was more common (and less ceremonial) than it is in the modern era.

3) Stripped Odin of his power? Maybe so. But doing that, and banishing someone to Earth ... is EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING ODIN HIMSELF HAS DONE. So it is well within the *legitimate rights* of the King of Asgard. So suck it, Thor.

4) HELA WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF ODIN WASN’T AN IRREDEEMABLE DICKBAG OF GALACTIC PROPORTIONS. So shut your goddamned face. Loki had NO FUCKING CLUE that shit was gonna happen, and nor did anyone else.

STOP BLAMING LOKI FOR SHIT THAT AIN’T HIS FAULT, GODDAMNIT. AND FOR SHIT HE DID THAT EITHER ISN’T WRONG OR THE SAME GODDAMNED SHIT OTHERS HAVE DONE WITHOUT GETTING BITCHED OUT.

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Loki. Again.

Okay, so I’ll probably never be done with Loki Discourse. Sue me.

But I got to thinking again and just ... really? Loki is a fuckin’ saint.

I mean, think about it. He got side-eyed, laughed at, mocked, and treated with suspicion by *everyone*. Even the fuckin’ servants, and as I mentioned in a previous post, Royal Servants DO NOT laugh at their bosses TO THEIR BOSS’ FACES. That’s just begging, best case scenario, to get fired. Worst case, hello torture chamber/death. Unless, of course, you have a very, very, VERY chill royal, or the King, you know, blatantly plays favorites and ignores when people treat his disfavored son poorly.

And as we saw in the first THOR movie, a royal servant felt comfortable sniggering at Loki. In front of Loki. So yeah, that’s some next level shit.

Yet Loki’s ‘retaliation’ ? a startling, slightly malicious *prank*. For god’s sake. This guy has been getting shat on for as long as he can remember and the most he does is mean pranks? Fuckin’ saint.

Not to mention that, throughout the MCU, Loki fights tooth and nail and literally to the death/near death for the welfare of the people of Asgard. DESPITE them treating him like shit.

SAINT.

He could so easily have gone off the rails Hela style and killed everyone, or fucked off somewhere and let Asgard stew in its own juices, but no. They may be shitty people but they’re HIS people goddamn it and he’ll do the best he can by them, whether they like it or not, whether they thank him or not, whether or not they even realize he’s acted in their best interests.

And like him, love him, or hate him, Loki DID act in Asgard’s best interests. Odin, through active encouragement in some places and lack of action in others saw Thor turned into a ... yeah. Egotistical, war-hungry numb-nut. I’ve said this before but thor pre-wakeup would have been an unmitigated disaster as King for even a DAY. And Loki knew it.

Loki also knew, probably from bitter experience, that Odin would either ignore anything Loki had to say on the matter or deliberately misinterpret it. Which led to the whole ‘Jotuns in the Vault’ nonsense. Not one of Loki’s better ideas but what other choice had he? And that led to ... well, everything else.

And even then, even dealing with the mindfuck of the millennium, even dealing with that and the after-effects of mind control and torture, Loki did everything he could for a people who flat out hated him.

FUCKING SAINT.

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Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.

#justsaying.

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thorkizilla

Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.

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worstloki

Natasha: he killed 80 people in 2 days.

Thor, internally: only? oh norns this is so embarrassing he didn’t even pass the hundred mark this is so shameful

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moonfaery
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mastreworld

Honestly, this interpretation fits with Thor’s mindset. Remember how proud he was of the Hulk in Age of Ultron?

Natasha: he killed 80 people in 2 days
Thor, who killed 135 Jotuns in 15 minutes:
Thor, who killed 135 Jotuns in 15 minutes, feeling ashamed of Loki’s pathetic kill count: he’s adopted
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sherzasboss

The worst part is, a good chunk of that 80? Probably weren’t done directly, deliberately, and face-to-face. They were from the collapse of the PEGASUS facility.

This, per what we’ve seen of Asgardian traditions/beliefs/whatever, is flat out HORRIFYING. Seriously. Not only couldn’t Loki rack up a decent kill count, most of the pathetic kill count he did rack up weren’t proper, honorable battle deaths. What the *hell* Loki, how dare you?!

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theavengers

Well… yeah, because you did try to commit genocide. You really brought that one on yourself, Loki boy.

Actually, at this point in time, he hadn’t tried to commit genocide yet so I really don’t know what you mean

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sherzasboss

Not to mention the *entire* reason he tried to commit genocide was the fact he’d been taught from a very young age that Jotuns were evil monsters. And then found out he WAS one. That’s a recipe for one hell of a mind break right there. He’d get a Diminished Capacity or Temporary Insanity ruling *easily* on Earth for that. Because seriously.

Just imagine it. Number one, he’s a geek in the Land of Jocks. Or, to drag another fandom into things - that actually puts it better - he’s a Slytherin in a land of Gryffindors. Because not only does he like and excel at things few if any in Asgard see as having any worth (and mostly perceive as being shady as hell) - he gets sneered at and treated like shit for it. Which really isn’t going to help on the mental health front.

And now … now he’s left wondering what ELSE was a lie, if they lied to him about his own goddamned *species*. Were he and Thor the only ones that didn’t know, and THAT is why everyone treated him like shit? Does Frigga actually love him or is it an act? What the fuck is Thor going to do when he finds out? Especially considering Thor was JUST advocating for (and perpetuating, for the grievous sin of an *insult*) war and/or genocide of the Jotuns. And those are just the really obvious questions that jump to *my* mind that he’d be asking himself.

It also REALLY doesn’t help that Odin’s choice of words here is so … open to interpretation even to someone who *isn’t* suffering from the biggest damn shock of their life. Because that really does and can come off as ‘well, I *did* have a use for you, but you fucked that up, so now I have to figure out if there’s some other use for you or what’.

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Odin

You know, I’ve been thinking lately. And I had honestly thought my hate-on for Odin was … pretty settled. He’s a bastard, ‘nuff said. Then I got to thinking and realized that, no. I had not, in fact, realized just how much a bastard Odin really was. Not until well after Ragnarok, and I really got to thinking about all of it.

OK, so. Odin has a daughter. Whether she’s his by birth or not, who TF knows (or cares). She is, evidently, NOT the daughter of Frigga. If for no other reason than the fact that literally NO ONE in Ragnarok seemed to know who the fuck Hela was. That says to me that she WAY predates literally everyone but Odin and maybe one or two really old fogies we don’t hear from. And Frigga is visibly a LOT younger than Odin, so it at least works on that level too.

Anyway, he has Hela. They go Realm-stomping together and apparently set up the bulk of Asgard’s hegemony. And then the bullshit starts.

I WILL NOT take as gospel what *any* of the three survivors of that era say happened. One is Odin, who I wouldn’t believe even if what he said came notarized by the fucking Norns themselves. One is Hela, who is batshit insane from who knows how many millennia in solitary confinement, not to mention potentially legitimately evil. The third … well, Valkyrie by her own admittance has spent the last however long drunk off her ass, bitter and angry. Which may have warped her memory of what happened to some degree.

I just find it … interesting as fuck that Hela, who was every bit as powerful as Odin - maybe even more powerful - got thrown in jail the self-same second she outlived her usefulness. Had she gone batshit and/or evil? Possibly. Did Odin see her as a threat and want to get rid of her? FAR more likely, given later events.

Anyway, she gets thrown in jail, and won’t get out until Odin is dead. Which, again, I find interesting as hell. Because Asgard and her people will/did suffer the consequences of Odin’s fuckup, but HE never does.

Then there’s Thor. Who is spoiled rotten. It’s made pretty clear in the first Thor movie that to Thor, ‘consequences’ are something that happen to other people. He’s arrogant and foolish and prideful and just really … yeah. Kind of a shitty person in a lot of ways pre-wakeup call. Having pre-movies Thor on the throne for even a DAY would have been a serious problem. More than that would have been a full-on disaster.

And then there’s Loki. Whom Odin permits to be treated poorly - Royal servants DO NOT laugh at their bosses to their faces unless they know they can get away with it. And that sort of allowance would generally be reserved for either a VERY laid-back royal or a servant said royal had known and trusted a long time. Random Servant #% pulling that shit just doesn’t happen otherwise. And a servant blatantly laughs at Loki TO HIS FACE. Loki is sneered at for his magic, treated as lesser, and generally not trusted AT ALL. Now maybe he earned some of that, but all of it? NO.

Putting it all together … makes me come up with the idea that Odin … didn’t want to be surpassed. He wanted to be the biggest, the baddest, the best. Anyone and anything that could be a threat to him had to be dealt with. Hela, he jailed. Thor, who bless him, but as a kid he was clearly gullible as fuck and easily led, Odin indulged to the point where Thor became a menace to society. Loki, who was every bit the threat Hela was, if in different ways, Odin set about defanging in other ways.

By allowing the rampant hatred of Jotuns. Because if Loki outlived his usefulness or became too great a threat, Odin could just reveal Loki’s true parentage and then NO ONE in Asgard would want Loki on the throne, no matter how good a person he’d been up to then. He fostered a competition between Thor and Loki (you were both born to be kings, but only one of you will get the throne), so that they did not think to combine forces. Because together? Those two could do ANYTHING. Usurping Odin would have been child’s play for a united Thor and Loki. Odin permitted Loki to be ill-thought of, whether or not he deserved it. Because I can guarantee you that Thor fucked up prior to the movies, but HE is not held in ill regard for said fuckups by anyone but Loki (or so it seems)

And then we get to the bit where Hela gets free when Odin dies. And whatever she was before, she is now batshit insane from isolation on top of it. And the only way to stop her is to destroy Asgard.

Awfully convenient, don’t you think? That Odin had arranged it such that Asgard’s choices were ‘really shitty king’ ‘that Jotun bastard’ … or NOT EXISTING.

Either way, Odin never gets surpassed.

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Loki is not a Villain PT 5

*starts breathing fire*

This … is where I start getting hot under the collar.

Ok, so. Heimdall fucking well commits treason by letting the other Traitors onto Midgard. There’s no escaping this fact. Hemidall himself even confirms (if reluctantly) that he is bound to obey Loki as he is (supposedly, given he betrayed him as well) Odin.

Loki then - as is his right as king - goes ‘LOL NO, BYE!’

Hemidall INSTANTLY tries to fucking kill Loki.

Keep in mind that up to this point, NONE of the traitors have anything more than a suspicion that Loki is up to no good, nevermind actual evidence. Heimdall was willing to *kill* Loki over a mere *suspicion*

Anyone wanna take bets on him knowing that Loki is a Jotun? Especially given his powers? Which, again, says *horrifying* things about Asgard and/or Hemidall himself re: Jotuns.

Then he lets more Jotuns into Asgard. This one is on a lot of peoples’ ‘villain’ lists too, but not mine because HELLO, assassinating the ruler of an enemy country is a time honored tradition here on Earth.

I’ll give Thor a little credit here, and say that he does TRY to, you know, not make things worse. On Earth, he deliberately essentially offered himself as a sacrifice in exchange for Loki not killing folks, too. So he’s clearly learned a thing or three and at this point, I don’t think he’dve CARED that Loki is a Jotun. Before his exile, it was a lot iffier, but once he got some sense knocked into him, yeah. Loki is his brother and that’s all he seems to care about, in future movies. The whole Jotun thing barely comes up at all, and only in Avengers, with that ‘he’s adopted’ remark. The entire time he tangles with Loki in this movie, he’s trying to talk Loki down off the cliff he’s on.

Unfortunately, at this point, Loki’s brain has gone out to lunch and isn’t wanting to come back. He’s more or less completely lost the plot, and deliberately antagonizes Thor into fighting him.

Why?

Loki is suicidal. Or right on the verge of it, at this point. Remember, literally everything he thought he knew about himself and the people around him has been called into question. On top of that, he got made King. Then on top of THAT, he had five people (four of whom purported to be at the very least allies, if not friends) becoming backstabbing traitors.

Loki then tries to Bifrost-genocide the Jotuns. While more or less batshit crazy and *definitely* suicidal as fuck. Which, can we say ‘diminished capacity’. Again, this is not truly ‘villainous’. Wrong? FUCK yes. But Loki is nowhere NEAR being in his right mind and capable of making decisions. Which automatically disqualifies him from villain status. He needs a shrink, some seriously heavy duty meds and a few centuries the FUCK away from Asgard, not a jail cell.

Thor destroys the Bridge to stop the would-be genocide, and Odin fucking apparates out of nowhere to save both their asses. Seriously, how the FUCK did Odin get from his bedroom to the middle of the goddamned bridge in, what, like a minute? Less? He snags Thor, Thor snags Gungnir, and so does Loki.

At this point, Loki is on the razor’s edge. If he’s not actively suicidal already, he’s right on the fucking cusp of it. And then Odin opens his big, fat, hypocritical, lying, scheming, bastard mouth and says probably the one thing guaranteed to finish the tailspin Loki is on.

And Loki tries to commit suicide. He actively *lets go* of Gungnir. His hand does not slip, or anything along those lines. He deliberately, purposefully opens his hand and *lets go*.

And let’s be real here, he was not planning on surviving that shit. Not with a severely fucked up Bifrost beam and the Void below him. He might be able to travel the ‘back roads’ to the various Realms, but THAT was not a back road by any description of the term.

And when it was all said and done, Asgard fucking CELEBRATED. Now, before Dark World came out, there was a lot of speculation that that was, indeed, the proper Asgardian response to death. But we all saw how they responded to the Queen’s death in Dark World, and they for fuck sure weren’t throwing a party. So I’ma call bullshit on that party being their version of a funeral/wake. That, folks, was Asgard going ‘Yay, that fucker Loki is dead!’

Which, again, says *horrifying* things. About Asgard. Because while his last acts were certainly horrifying, he’d been alive for almost a thousand years by this point. I don’t think a handful of bad acts in the last week of someone's life would be quite enough to turn an entire country from even ;eh, he’s all right to ‘Yay! He’s finally dead!’. So it’s safe to assume they thought very poorly of him.

And this is a big ass problem because if you do the math, Loki was *at most* 21 when this shit went down, in human terms as regards Asgardian lifespans. So these folks were being really uber shitty to a KID until about a hundred and fifty years (at the most) prior to this movie (if we use 18 as their ‘age of adulthood’).

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Loki is not a Villain PT 4

Just rewatched THOR to make sure I had my facts/timing straight. *eyerolls* Dear god, the ego and hypocrisy of some folks! Yeesh!

Ok, so. the Traitors demand Thor’s return and when Loki says no, they IMMEDIATELY begin to plot treason. One of them even flat out admits what they’re planning is exactly that. And at this point, their entire reason for committing treason comes down to two things.

1) Wanting Thor back

2) Loki is on the throne! (oh, the horror!)

At this point, they have ZERO proof of any kind - even circumstantial - that Loki has done anything wrong. They have only the *suspicion* that *maybe* Loki might have been the one to let the Jotuns in.

Heimdall’s ENTIRE fucking excuse for treason?

1) He didn’t see this shit go down and he’s pissy about it.

That, folks, is the ENTIRE reason Heimdall commits treason TWICE, Once against Odin, and then again against Loki.

Loki sees the Bifrost get activated and figures out pretty much instantly what happened. So he goes down to the Vault to have a chat with the Destroyer. Which is where, again, things get … interesting.

Because two other items that get put on the ‘Loki is a villain’ list are

1) He killed Thor (via the Destroyer) 

2) He destroys the town.

*game buzzer noise*

Loki’s verbatim instructions to the Destroyer were to ‘Ensure my brother does not return’ Which is NOT ‘Kill Thor.’ More importantly, while the Destroyer does indeed backhand Thor into next week, there is no real proof he *died*. Jane sure as hell didn’t do any kind of check for breathing/heartbeat, and didn’t even attempt anything that resembled CPR.

It’s entirely possible that Thor just passed the fuck out. While he’s shown to be vulnerable to things like tasers and Midgardian drugs, he is also shown to still be pretty fucking sturdy (and formidable) physically. He’s just not God Tier anymore. So it’s possible that he was sturdy enough to survive the hit, but not enough to, you know, no-sell it/shake it off and come back for seconds. And from what we saw of him pre-exile, I don’t think Thor is used to getting his ass kicked, and ergo being in a lot of physical pain. He certainly takes a lot of hits in the various movies, but until Hela, Thor isn’t really even shown to *bleed* (not even when Loki shanks him in Avengers) whilst being God Tier, never mind anything more than that. So yeah, not used to that level of ‘fucking OUCH!’

And we get several shots of the town towards the end of the fight. One street. ONE STREET gets messed up pretty good, between the Destroyer and Thor (which is impressive as fuck considering Thor uses a fucking tornado to help him kick the Destroyer’s ass), but the rest of the town is explicitly shown as being almost entirely untouched except for maybe some debris that lands on the streets to either side of the ‘main drag’ where the fight occurs due to the tornado.

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Loki is not a Villain PT 3

Now, we get to one of the moments not on my list that a lot of people point to as a villain moment for Loki.

Him getting the throne.

Point number one: This was not his idea, at all. It was Frigga’s call, of all things (which brings up SO MANY QUESTIONS). SHE is the one that makes the call to put him on the throne and *willingly* hands over Gungnir.

And from here on out? Well, Heimdall, Sif, and the Three become the Traitors Five. Which does absolutely *nothing* to help Loki’s rapidly shattering sanity and a fuckton to make it SO MUCH WORSE.

Loki is the legitimate King Regent (or whatever title the ass that warms the throne while Odin sleeps wears) of Asgard. Heimdall especially would KNOW THIS, since he ‘sees all’ and would have seen Frigga give Loki Gungnir and the throne. Sif and the Three have a bit more of an excuse to not know, but still.

From the start, their only concern is to get Thor back. They don’t care that he singlehandedly slaughtered who knows how many Jotuns. Which, frankly, says horrifying things about a) how Jotuns are viewed in Asgard and/or b) horrifying things about Sif and the Three’s sense of right and wrong/morals. They were going to demand that ODIN reverse his decision, which WOW. Talk about ego.

And they get uber pissed when Loki says ‘no’ to their petulant demand.

Now, Loki has Gungnir, and he does have magic of his own, but we have no way of knowing if even that would have allowed Loki to reverse what Odin did to Thor, and I’m betting even the Traitors didn’t know either. And lets be real here, even if Loki *could* have reversed what Odin did, actually *doing* it would have resulted in Loki getting his ass kicked (verbally at least) the SECOND Odin woke up, because Loki *dared* to reverse the Revered AllFather’s decree. And at that point the Traitors would probably have turned on Loki as well and blamed everything on him. Loki literally could not win on this one. Damned if he did, damned if he didn’t.

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Loki is not a Villain PT 2

So, the whole ‘Jotuns in the Vault’ thing was … wrong, definitely, but not done out of malice or because Loki felt like being evil.

Which disqualifies it from being proof he’s a *villain*. He was trying to save his country/Realm from disaster. If things had happened just a little differently, he’dve ended up being hailed a hero.

So. Thor throws a tantrum (literally, the dude overturns a TABLE at one point), and decides the ONLY way to address the ‘Jotuns in Asgard’ ‘problem’ is for the Prince to go there and … ? Thor is remarkably unclear on WHY he is so adamant about going. It’s entirely probably he didn’t actually HAVE a plan for once he got there and was face to face with Laufey. The sheer ego of this ‘plan’ is staggering, but something I won’t go into here since this is about Loki.

Thor then proceeds to start slaughtering Jotuns by the dozen over an insult. Which, WOW. And Loki gets grabbed by a Jotun in the melee that follows and *doesn’t* get a case of frostbite (or whatever that turning black thing was), and starts freaking right the fuck out on the *spot*. Seriously. Loki is jittery and twitchy and jumpy as fuck from that moment until the second Vault scene.

And here’s where Odin’s douchebaggery both comes to light and is … utterly horrifying.

Loki goes down to the Vault and via the Casket, confirms he’s Jotun. Odin pops up and tells the tale of how Loki came to Asgard. Now, remember how, in Part 1, I reminded y’all that Thor had been taught that Jotuns were basically the root of all evil? I sincerely doubt he was the only one on Asgard to be taught such.

Odin brought a Jotun kid to a world that basically wants to commit genocide on Jotuns, and clearly never did a goddamned thing to even TRY to get people to chill the fuck out. And even if Odin put the brakes on his douchebaggery enough to not explicitly teach *Loki* that shit (which I honestly doubt) Loki still grew up hearing this shit from *everybody*. Including (perhaps especially) from his own fucking brother.

And he just found out he is one. That, all on its own, would be a mindfuck of epic proportions. But it gets worse. Because this calls into question literally EVERYTHING Loki knew or thought he knew about himself and the people around him. Who, besides Odin, knew what Loki really was? Did anyone actually give a flying fuck if he lived or died or had it all been an act? among other things.

And Loki’s mind goes ‘crunch’. Or at least starts to. From here on out, he’s operating under ‘diminished capacity’, to say the least.

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Loki is not a Villain PT 1

I will go to my death saying this and defending him. And here’s why.

Let’s go movie by movie on this one.

THOR

What he does that is bad/wrong:

Let Jotuns into the Vault.

Try to destroy Jotunheim.

Now, y’all are probably noticing there’s a lot of stuff NOT on this list. There’s a reason for that, but we’ll get there later.

Okay, so. The Vault incident. This is, quite literally, the ONLY Bad Thing (tm) that Loki does *in his right mind*. And even here, quite frankly, there are mitigating circumstances.

Because Loki was COMPLETELY RIGHT about pre-exile Thor being on the throne. That had major disaster written all over it. But Odin being, well, Odin (ie, a hypocritical douchebag of epic proportions who is only eclipsed by fucking THANOS), Loki even trying to say something would have been taken entirely the wrong way (ie: that Loki wants the throne, which no, he didn’t. More on this later).

So the only hope Loki had of averting disaster was Thor proving beyond any question of a doubt that he was NOT ready for the throne even on a temporary basis. Somewhere where Odin sees *everything* and can’t pretend the situation is anything other than what it really is (or receive false reports from Sif and the Three).

How to do that? Odin apparently doesn’t leave Asgard anymore. Loki clearly didn’t want a Realm-wide slaughter or anything to prove his point. So … set something up under relatively controlled conditions. As part of the royal family, he’d have known about the Destroyer. So he knew the Vault was protected. More importantly, the place had next to no one in it, so casualties would be minimal on Asgard’s side.

More importantly (and heinously, if you stop to think about it), Thor has CLEARLY been taught that Jotuns are Asgard’s equivalent to the love child of Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Hannibal Lecter. Hell, we’re shown how he, as a kid, swore to KILL THEM ALL. So Thor was predisposed to be completely unreasonable about anything related to them.

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The Loki Look

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sherzasboss

Battered, bleeding, grieving, physically beaten, heartsore and lost … but never truly broken.

The worst part is that this is more or less the story of his entire life, not just the decade (ish) between the movie THOR and Infinity War. Sleipnir *exists*, after all, and even if Marvel will NEVER confirm it because of HOW he comes about … the odds are good that while the *wall* bit of that nonsense didn’t happen as in the Eddas, (it was probably some other task) … the rest of it did.

And if y’all don’t think that shit would do a number on a person …

I can only pray (very, very hard) that the twins (not sure of their names) never existed because seriously, if they did, my hate-on for MCU Odin will reach critical mass. At least Fenris’ story got changed RADICALLY … if the fucknormous wolf Hela used as a mount was actually Fenris. I can’t remember if she ever said a *name* for the beastie.

Honestly, it’s a fucking miracle that Loki didn’t lose his shit centuries ago. That he, clearly, as of Thor : Ragnarok seemed to be on the road to recovery is nothing short of miraculous given the shit he’s been through *in canon*, never mind speculative pre-canon shit.

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seriously just listen to thor okay folks

He is the Elrond of the MCU. He is older and wiser than everyone and tells everyone to not do the thing. People do the thing anyways. 

Thor is the smart one everyone. Get that in your heads.

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See, it's humanity's own fault we don't actually *listen* to Thor. Because face it. LOOK at the guy. He's big, he's muscular, he's blonde. He's generally super enthusiastic about life in general, and yes, when he does first come to Earth, he is all like 'WTF is this shit?' when it comes to tech, culture in general and ESPECIALLY pop culture. A LOT of people take one look at that and go 'handsome as hell, dumb as a brick jock' both in-universe and out, because on the surface he hits EVERY SINGLE stereotype for 'dumb jock'. I can't TELL you the number of fics that portray Thor as the above description.

It really doesn't help that his foil in these regards is Loki, who is a LOT smarter and more studious than Thor, so Loki both knows more about stuff in the other Realms and catches on to Earth shit a lot quicker than Thor does, because he's 'normal' Asgardian smart, not 'near or actual genius' Asgardian smart.

From there, people do, yes, forget he's around 1,000 years old (in the MCU) and fuck knows how old in the comics/cartoons. Largely because he doesn't act like we think someone that old and with that much knowledge should act. ESPECIALLY in the MCU, where he is the Asgardian equivalent of late teens/early 20's and thus hasn't aged sufficiently enough *for his species* to, you know, act old and wise. And where he was, in point of fact, a rather immature person VERY recently (It's been all of a year since his aborted coronation as of Avengers)

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Thoughts on Loki, Part 2

Ok, so this series is going to get posted faster than the Harry Potter one. My feels are twinging. So. We have an already isolated, bitter, angry and possibly having-self-esteem-issues Loki on our hands - seriously, check his reaction to his magic being dismissed as 'tricks' by Thor, and the servant snickering. That whole scene is TELLING AS FUCK. Servants in any house, much less ROYAL servants only do/say what they KNOW they can get away with without getting in trouble. That a servant feels safe LAUGHING AT LOKI TO HIS FACE means that that sort of behavior is condoned in the palace. All Loki can do is snipe back some way or other - in this case by magicking the wine into snakes to freak the servant out. Just how messed up he already is is hard to tell. And the reason this matters at all is that people who have a solid base of support, healthy self-esteem etc are a LOT harder to knock on their ass when shit hits the fan. Loki was already on somewhat unsteady footing even before he found out his true parentage. Worse ... he had pretty much no one he could go to for support. Frigga was *involved* in the whole mess, negating her as a source, and it didn't look like Loki had ANY friends of his own, nor did he seem to be married at all, much less to a truly sympathetic and supportive spouse. Anyway. Everybody troops off to Jotunheim. Shit hits the fan because Thor is a moron, and in the melee Loki gets grabbed and his arm turns blue. He understandably freaks the fuck out. Seriously, watch him from that moment until he's in the Vault. He's wigged out as all fuck and completely out of sorts. He goes to the Vault, and that whole mess happens. *breathes through the urge to rant for days about Odin's assholery in that scene* *mutters to self 'I promised less Odin ranting!'* *exhales* Ok, I'm better. In all seriousness, from the MOMENT Odin confirmed Loki's parentage ... anything and everything Loki does does NOT fall under villainy. Here's why. Literally EVERYTHING Loki knew or thought he knew about himself, his 'family', EVERYTHING just got ripped out from underneath him. His relationships with Odin, Frigga, and Thor are all brought into question - did they actually give a fuck about him, or had it all been an act? Among other questions. Worse, Loki is having to deal with the fact that he is a Jotun. As I said back in my anti-Odin rant, the closest equivalent we here on Earth have to the situation is a devout Jew, raised in a devout Jewish home, suddenly finding out they're actually Hitler's son, or some shit like that. But even THAT doesn't really cover it, because while Hitler and the Nazi regime were horrifying ... it only lasted a few years. And Hitler et all were human, just like the Jews ... so there were really only idealogical/religious differences at hand, where there are a LOT more issues between two entirely different SPECIES. If something like this happened on Earth? Virtually any competent lawyer on the PLANET could make a damn near ironclad case for diminished capacity, temporary insanity, or any of a number of other mitigating circumstances when it went to court, and get their client tossed in a secure psych ward rather than Death Row. And a LOT of people, while hating what the person did, would sympathize with them going off the rails under the circumstances.

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Thoughts on Loki, Part 1

Might as well go here, since I'm thinking about it. I've seen a lot of people claim that Loki is an irredeemable monster/supervillain/general asshole in the MCU. I strongly contest this. Do not get me wrong - Loki does some VERY BAD THINGS in the MCU. I don't contest that AT ALL. But I don't think he's irredeemable ... and I don't think he's an actual villain. Now, I mentioned some of this in my post a long while back about Loki, but this one will be more in depth and less about Odin and more about Loki and Asgard in general. Let's start from the top. Asgard was at war with Jotunheim for an undisclosed length of time, but probably a considerable length, given the apparent average Asgardian and Jotun lifespan. The Jotuns APPARENTLY did terrible horrible things. I say apparently because we only ever really see the Asgardian side of the story. And as any historian or history buff will tell you ... people do NOT write unbiased stories about life events. EVER. Yes, the Jotuns came to Earth and started freezing stuff and people, and yes, that was very bad - but that is the only thing we see that the Jotuns did. Now maybe they did do more, and worse, or maybe they didn't. We just don't know. Whatever the case, the Jotuns are VERY ill-thought-of in Asgard. VERY. Like Nazi-level poorly thought of. And Loki grew up in this environment. He learned to hate/despise/fight Jotuns at Odin's knee right alongside Thor. Which is horrifying. I promised less about Odin in this post, so all I'll say is I cannot BEGIN to see how Odin justified making Loki hate his own people. Now, let's look at Loki. Regardless of his appearance, he is in fact Jotun. An entirely different SPECIES from Asgardians. They clearly either have more magic or a closer relationship with magic than the average Asgardian ... or one hell of a neat purely physiological threat response (the ability to grow ice blades on their arms). Now, we here on Earth know it's possible for at least mammalian mothers to raise and nurture the young of other species. A few birds pull it off too. That said ... no amount of raising a squirrel with a cat will make the squirrel a cat. The same basic thing goes for Loki. He's not Asgardian. He was NEVER going to manage to BE a perfect Asgardian. Yet it is clear that he was expected to be so. Anyone who has tried and failed to live up to unrealistic expectations can tell you how much that fucking sucks. It is also made clear - IF the MCU is following the Norse mythology as to Sleipnir's parentage - that Loki is very poorly treated. Because if you don't see something wrong with his KID being forced into becoming the king's mount ... yeah. Just ... no. It's more than a little horrifying. I can only PRAY that Sleipnir is the only kid of Loki's to exist in the MCU, or that if the others exist their lives went a bit differently than in the mythology, because if they didn't and the rest of the Avengers EVER find out, Thor's going to end up squashed flat and Asgard's going to have PROBLEMS. Because I cannot see any of the other Avengers being ok with what happened to Fenrir, or the twins. Just ... yeah. Hell fucking no. Now, let's deal with Thor and the Avengers movie. The Thor movie ... gah. *whimpers* My sympathy is entirely with Loki. Yes, he does a stupid fucking thing by letting the Jotuns into the Vault. Not arguing that in the least. That said, he was ENTIRELY right about Thor. Thor pre-banishment on the throne, even for a week, would have been a DISASTER. I seriously doubt that Frigga and Loki didn't know this and try to talk sense into Odin, mostly because the whole Vault thing IS such a desperate, fucked-up move. If Loki is half as clever as he is made out to be in the mythology and the comics, he'd have tried something a lot saner and less dramatic first. And then things go STRAIGHT to hell.

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