I shitpost when I’m feeling down

but u always shitpost

i’m laughing so hard why does this look like they’re in a boyband performing their brand new dance sequence while sebastian pours his heart and soul into the solo

russian literature: a summary

ivan ivanovich ivanov is an upper middle class student who is madly in love with maria petrovna petrova! BUT maria petrovna petrova loves dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov who is a nihilist upper middle class student!

ivan ivanovich ivanov goes through a long soul searching journey before realizing all life is petty and meaningless and eventually dying alone and unloved of tuberculosis while dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov marries maria petrovna petrova 

“are you up for a harry potter marathon?”

cap 1: steve, the government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 2: steve, the corrupt government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 3: steve, the government of the entire world says u can’t go after bucky

steve: how about i do it… anyway… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alright, fine.

BLAME @sherloques COMPLETELY FOR THE FACT THAT MY STEVE/SAM STORY IS GETTING A SEQUEL.

yes, and I WILL WEAR THAT MANTLE PROUDLY.

OFFICIAL CAPSLOCK SUMMARY OF THE IMPORTANT PARTS OF IRON MAN 4

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“Captain America has been Hydra all along!”

when people say years young instead of years old

he took the avengers logo off bye

(x)

jfc steve you’re basically doing the whole teenage breakup drama

Steve is such an overdramatic shit.  Gets the shit beat out of him?  “I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.”  Best friend goes missing?  Immediately decides to go on foot to rescue him through a fucking war zone.  Best friend dies?  Flies a plane into the fucking ocean and refuses to give his coordinates to the person he’s actively talking to on the radio.  Wakes up in the future?  Beats the shit out of a million punching bags.  Discovers he’s actually working for his enemy?  DESTROY THEM.

Steve is 0% Calm Reason and 100000% Contrary Spite.

Superhero: I don’t kill people.

Superhero:*throws bad guy through a 10 story window*

Me:

bbc three on twitter are amazing

oh my GOD?

shoutout to the real villain of cap3: the person who told steve rogers that peggy was dead VIA TEXT

like Jesus, dude, maybe use a couple of those Anytime Minutes. start a real conversation with “i am so sorry to be the one to tell you this.” it’s not a fuckin telegram where you’re buying words per nickel. CARTER PUSHING DAISIES STOP BUMMER STOP WELL GOTTA RUN