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cap 1: steve, the government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 2: steve, the corrupt government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 3: steve, the government of the entire world says u can’t go after bucky

steve: how about i do it… anyway… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#“THEY MAKE THESE SUPER STRETCHY BABY TEES YOU SO YOU CAN ALL SEE MY NIPPLES 100% OF THE TIME NOW” – steve rogers loves the future ( @puffkrispy )

To the sweat run down my american balls

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Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Russo Brothers

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#LIKE A TIRED MIDDLE AGED SUBURBAN DAD THAT HAS TO RAISE FIVE CHILDREN ON HIS OWN#AND LITERALLY NOTHING THEY SAY OR DO SURPRISES HIM ANYMORE HE IS JUST LIVING IN A CONSTANT STATE OF MILD ANNOYANCE AND DEEP RESIGNATION  ( via hawkcawcaweye)

he took the avengers logo off bye

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jfc steve you’re basically doing the whole teenage breakup drama

Steve is such an overdramatic shit.  Gets the shit beat out of him?  “I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.”  Best friend goes missing?  Immediately decides to go on foot to rescue him through a fucking war zone.  Best friend dies?  Flies a plane into the fucking ocean and refuses to give his coordinates to the person he’s actively talking to on the radio.  Wakes up in the future?  Beats the shit out of a million punching bags.  Discovers he’s actually working for his enemy?  DESTROY THEM.

Steve is 0% Calm Reason and 100000% Contrary Spite.

shoutout to the real villain of cap3: the person who told steve rogers that peggy was dead VIA TEXT

like Jesus, dude, maybe use a couple of those Anytime Minutes. start a real conversation with “i am so sorry to be the one to tell you this.” it’s not a fuckin telegram where you’re buying words per nickel. CARTER PUSHING DAISIES STOP BUMMER STOP WELL GOTTA RUN

Lbr it doesn’t matter which side you think was morally or logically in the right, you’re all gonna side with the character you happen to be biased towards, if these characters switched mentalities, then you’d still be on the side of the character you like best, it is ultimately a futile discussion because we are all wrong, we are all so wrong and young and foolish. 

Except me. I’m right and everything Steve Rogers has done in his entire life since birth has been correct and righteous.