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things to wear when i’m investigating an abandoned castle that’s heavily rumoured to be infested with vampires
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“this character can’t be autistic because they’re attractive and can speak words” um sweety then explain ME
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Anonymous asked:
Tuafw you find out you were assessed as a child and you find the report your mum kept and it is basically this child exhibits many autistic traits, here is a long list of them however this child made eye contact with me one time during assessing them and also can speak so therefore we can rule out autism I guess this child is just weird and socially inept for no reason I'm really good at my job. Also I need to write a few paragraphs about very important matters such as the child's hatred of PE.
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“this character can’t be autistic because they’re attractive and can speak words” um sweety then explain ME
toadistic
As a sexy autistic person, I am tired of being ignored by the media!
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Welcome to Goodberry, home of the Goodberry, can I take your order?
(via outofcontextdnd)
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Anonymous asked:
does anyone else spend like a ridiculous amount of time listening to one specific song on repeat?? i do it with a few different songs a week. (yesterday's/today's is disloyal order of water buffaloes by fall out boy!!)- 👽🐴 (alien cowboy)
witchgays
Anonymous asked:
Why do you hate straight people
heres my paypal
i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
fangoddess817
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
infinityonthot
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
#Funny#Me#GOD I just...#The INSTANT you find out that injecting air into blood causes people to DIE is the instant you begin wondering why all Secret Murders#aren't done that way#You could VERY easily kill me using an entry point on my fingers since goodness knows I pick at my cuticles Too Much#REALLY wondering why the serial killer would ADMIT to being a serial killer though#What's their cover job?#What does the writer think they do for a living?
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gay culture is an endless loop of “you’re cute” “you’re cute” “no you” “no YOU’RE the cutest” “that’s gay” “you’re gay”
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Autism Type #1060
I Am Autism (And So Can You!)
If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
post it in the tags!!
So I KNOW “yogurt with boba” must be a Bad Idea, but... I really need someone to convince me.
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“Vaccines cause autism”
Bold of you to assume that I wouldn’t support vaccines even more if this were true
sbroxman-autisticquestions
“Vaccines cause autism”
Me: (takes 2 vaccines to double my autism)
toadistic
doctor: ‘Please, no! That’s too many vaccines, your autism is too strong!’
me, with a voice like thunder: I AM UNSTOPPABLE
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sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight
Pretty girl cashier (smiling): hey! did you find everything okay?
Me: *useless lesbian mode activated* good and you?
rupturedspleen
attractive girl customer: I’m gonna get these
me, the cashier: thanks you too
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If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.
i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing
Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.
gayjewishmagneto