imagining bitty using everyones first name whenever he’s upset with them is the funniest thing.

Full first names, no abbreviations

Chowder: Hey, BItty?

Bitty: Yes, Christopher?

Chowder (internally): Shit, he knows I scratched his favorite pan

Bitty: William, can you come here please?

Dex: Uh, sure Bits. Can I just say i’m sorry for whatever it is and also that I’m texting Nursey so he knows where I am?

Holster (walks into the room to find Bitty waiting for him with his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently on the floor): Uh– *tries to back out of the room*

Bitty: Oh, Adam, I was hoping you had a minute? (It is absolutely not a question)

Jack: Hey, bud. What’s up?

Bitty: Well, Jaques…

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Okay but imagine Bitty becoming a Food Network star with his own show and everything. And he’s so proud of where he is with his life and everything is going great until some blogger reviews his show. And while the review on the whole is phenomenal and the blogger has nothing negative to say about it at all, they make the honest mistake of comparing Bitty to Paula Deen. (After all, they’re both Georgian cooking show hosts, it was a really easy connection to make) And Bitty goes NUTS. Not in public of course, but he can’t help but complain about it loudly to his cute hockey boyfriend. Because Paula Deen is literally the worst. She’s a bigot who got a tv show, he’ll say. And then he’ll mumble something about how she uses too much butter while burying his face in said hockey boyfriend’s shoulder.

(Later he’ll remember more things about her that he dislikes, like the fact that she thinks her stupid restaurant in Savannah is superior to basically everything else, but her “authentic Southern food” is plain, sub-par, and overpriced. At that point, Jack will wrap him up in another big hug just to get him to shut up)

“Jack, you want one on your camera with Dicky?” “Oh. Only if Dicky wants to.” “Oh my God, stop.” [x]

that’s a fuckin date son

All of this talk of injured Jack/Bitty has brought up something I have been thinking about since Shinny was posted… 

Bitty falling through the ice? I imagine Chowder getting incredibly excited about seeing a lake freeze over for the first time (I’ve been there, it’s so weird if you’ve never seen it before), and trying to wander out onto the ice. And of course it holds him until he gets to the middle and then it starts cracking, and Bitty panics. He is lightest, so logically he should save his precious son Chowder.  And he just slides across the ice and pushes Chowder out of the way, just in time to drop into the freezing water.  And Jack rescues Bitty and cuddling ensues, and Jack refusing to let Bitty out of his sight, and banning any of the team from even thinking about a shinny until the lake has been frozen for a week, at minimum.  And poor, sweet Chowder feeling so guilty, but Bitty just cuddles him too, constantly reassuring Chowder that Bitty would do the same thing over again if it meant keeping Chowder from falling through the ice. (And Jack is just sighing in the background, determined not to let that even be an option again. Chowder will not be endangered again, and Bitty is not allowed on the lake until Ransom and Holster jump around on it and make sure it is solid)