she5los reblogged

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

darkersolstice

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

justketerthings

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

demonsgold

yALL

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

#I have a fun Thing where I'm VERY mildly allergic to raw citrus oils #Drinks don't have enough to do it but eating oranges off the rind makes my lips tingle sometimes #Candied peel is fine though #Also it's very mild so maybe it still does that stuff cooked but I just don't notice #I always just assumed it was Too Much Input and my nerve endings got overwhelmed #Pineapple IS supposed to feel like that but it should take a bit before the effect starts #You won't get it from eating a piece or two unless they're very underripe #That's also why canned pineapple doesn't have that effect: it's cooked #so the enzyme is denatured