hey samwell sweeties🔴⚪️! it’s wintertime❄️, u know what that means? 🤔 it’s 🏒HOCKEY SEASON🏒 and THIS PUCK BUNNY🐰 is ready to ride 😱 some HARD HOCKEY DICK 😏😉 u know what they say 💬 about hockey players 👀: sexy flow💁big booty 🍑 big dick 🍆. they can score a goal in me with their hockey sticks 😛 anytime 😉😩👌. Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ samwell sweeties thirstin 💦💦 for those H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY DICKS 🍆🏒. Get 5️⃣ 🔙: ur a hot puck bunny🐰😘 ready for on ice action 😏. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ 🔙: ur gettin some BIG HOCKEY ASS 🏒🍑 tonite!!

im cackling rn

Five on the BEEF.

all season, bro.

R I P P E D .

imagining bitty using everyones first name whenever he’s upset with them is the funniest thing.

Full first names, no abbreviations

Chowder: Hey, BItty?

Bitty: Yes, Christopher?

Chowder (internally): Shit, he knows I scratched his favorite pan

Bitty: William, can you come here please?

Dex: Uh, sure Bits. Can I just say i’m sorry for whatever it is and also that I’m texting Nursey so he knows where I am?

Holster (walks into the room to find Bitty waiting for him with his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently on the floor): Uh– *tries to back out of the room*

Bitty: Oh, Adam, I was hoping you had a minute? (It is absolutely not a question)

Jack: Hey, bud. What’s up?

Bitty: Well, Jaques…

One thing I’ve picked up from my Dad’s long years of being called by only his surname derived nickname is that eventually people forget you have any other name. Especially if that’s how you’re introduced - and it’s usually the given name they lose first.

So imagine someone coming to the Haus or hockey practice or just some place where the team is gathered, long years in the future (or even Jack calling Bitty Eric because that’s his name and they are boyfriends after all) and asking after Eric and everyone going ‘Who?’. And Bitty puts his hand up and is like ‘That’s me?’

‘Your name is Eric?? Since when???’

‘Since forever?’

“Yo brah, I think Jack is secretly dating dating some dude named Eric!”

“Hey Bits, do you know anyone named Eric?”

@thug-shota

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Yup! It’s super great even if you have zero knowledge of hockey! It’s more about the character dynamics and relationships than hockey. Hockey is more… The backdrop.

I knew nothing about hockey before, and now I know, like... hockey buzzwords.  You can even enjoy it if you don’t know much about baking!  Very character-centered; Ngozi, the author, brings out all the fun parts of hockey without getting into rules too much.

Check Please! rec list

Okay, so she5los asked me a while back for a Check Please rec list and because I’m trying to juggle a job, the absolute worst internet, and being a lazy piece of shit, I just now got around to doing so. This is in no way comprehensive, I just pulled what I had out of my likes. It will most likely be added to as I find more. If anyone has any recommendations, please let me know! I’m always on the hunt for new Check Please fics. 

This list does not have any explicit fics on it. If you want some, let me know.

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Omggggggg thank you so much~

Okay but imagine Bitty becoming a Food Network star with his own show and everything. And he’s so proud of where he is with his life and everything is going great until some blogger reviews his show. And while the review on the whole is phenomenal and the blogger has nothing negative to say about it at all, they make the honest mistake of comparing Bitty to Paula Deen. (After all, they’re both Georgian cooking show hosts, it was a really easy connection to make) And Bitty goes NUTS. Not in public of course, but he can’t help but complain about it loudly to his cute hockey boyfriend. Because Paula Deen is literally the worst. She’s a bigot who got a tv show, he’ll say. And then he’ll mumble something about how she uses too much butter while burying his face in said hockey boyfriend’s shoulder.

(Later he’ll remember more things about her that he dislikes, like the fact that she thinks her stupid restaurant in Savannah is superior to basically everything else, but her “authentic Southern food” is plain, sub-par, and overpriced. At that point, Jack will wrap him up in another big hug just to get him to shut up)

“Jack, you want one on your camera with Dicky?” “Oh. Only if Dicky wants to.” “Oh my God, stop.” [x]

Okay but Jack giving Chowder his dibs with no prerequisite. Dex and Nursey have been doing shit literally all year to try and secure a room and one day during a post-practice pie or smth Jack just goes “oh, I haven’t given my dibs yet, have I?” And just shakes Chowder’s hand.

Dex and Nursey are ridiculously mad. Shitty cannot stop laughing. Chowder looks like he might pass out from happiness because “jacK ZIMMERMANN JUST GAVE ME HIS DIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

#omgcheckplease Check, Please!: A Primer

1. The Comic. 2. The Extras. 3. The Twitter. 4. The Fanfic.  I hope this primer gives you a quick way to explain to friends, family, and confused coworkers that thing you’ve been reading lately.