Shazza's Stuff

Anders and Justice ⚖️

HERESY!!!!!

Rare video game recommendation from me: if you ever enjoyed the Quest for Glory series of point-and-click adventure/RPG hybrids, I heartily recommend checking out Heroine's Quest. It's an extremely well-polished classic adventure game in the Quest for Glory tradition, meaning it allows multiple solutions to many of its obstacles, and more importantly it is entirely free! (Although you can buy a separate DLC that costs a few bucks and comes with a few extra goodies.)

Nope. Definitely still a hole there. Can’t get me with your psychological horror. I’m too strong.

"your vow was honoured yet you did not return. Do not worry I have found another, one stronger than the one I promised to you. I Miquella no longer need your blade drawn again, Lord brother. Consort of the stars lend me your strength that for told to me. Become my true Promised My true Consort… Magnus The Red."

Promised Consort Magnus

I forget to added text here do not mind me adding it now.

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

harry dubois does do numbers on here. i see him on my dash like several times a day

5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

Is this the Dungeon Meshi I’ve heard so much about?

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

You're really forcing me to perform emotional labor by not allowing me to kill you

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2

I think the next Eldensoulsborne game should go all in on the path forged by Ranni the Witch and make every ending contingent upon becoming the spouse/consort/boygirltoy of some random eldritch whatsit or other. See how close we can get to making a really violent dating sim before people start going "hey, wait a minute".

70% of Halsin lovers are cowards I see

people who don’t play have questions in the tags. Halsin is an Elf druid who often takes the form of a bear. He loves being a bear. Halsin is poly & you can romance him alongside other characters. Halsin spends the entire first half the game telling you how bad he wants you but he can’t do anything about it until he finishes his mission to lift an evil curse from the land. Once the curse is lifted, should you choose to hook up with Halsin, he’s so thrilled when you kiss that he turns into a bear. He turns back to an elf, embarrassed and apologetic, at which point you can either move on and kiss his elf mouth, or do the True and Holy thing, and tell him no apologies necessary, bring back the bear.

Which he loves.

Started on this when I was playing Elden Ring/Forgotton land alongside each other

Annnd now its done, enjoy 

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance