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Shazza's Stuff

@shazzaofdoom / shazzaofdoom.tumblr.com

Shazza. Any pronouns. Older than you. STRAYA. Just doing my thing.
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patster223
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penisgirlfriend

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it's not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that's katie's url, she's had it forever, it's fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

#*wheeeeze*#that did NOT go where I was expecting it to#hahaha#misc hilarity
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fuukonomiko
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mortalityplays

Dashboard unfucker 1.0:

  • reverts twitterfication of tumblr layout on desktop

Dashboard unfucker 2.0:

  • stops tumblr showing you a non functional empty login page for no reason

Dashboard unfucker 3.0:

  • restores user avatars

Dashboard unfucker 4.0:

  • allows hiding of user badges
  • reverses truncation of note count

Dashboard unfucker 5.0:

  • removes frightening clown

Dashboard unfucker 6.0:

  • allows muting of alert sirens and userjingles

Dashboard unfucker 7.0:

  • restores display of usernames
  • removes frightening clown (permanently this time)

Dashboard unfucker 8.0:

  • covers always-on livestream of uncomfortable looking midwestern woman in wet body paint with a black square (temporary fix as removing this element disables the dashboard feed. better solution soon)
  • reduces scale of numerals 310% (back to original size)

Dashboard unfucker 9.0:

  • alert siren functionality restored ONLY for the huntsman's siren, so desktop users have fair warning when he is about to spawn
  • removes moist sally livestream box altogether

Dashboard unfucker 9.2:

  • removes frightening clown hidden behind moist sally livestream box

Dashboard unfucker 10.0:

  • MAJOR UPDATE! posts are visible again
#hahaha#*sobs*#misc hilarity
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fuukonomiko
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tagedeszorns

This is Alpharius. Or Omegon. Or some dude who isn't Alpharius or Omegon. Nevermind. He has an important message!

It's getting hot and dry outside and you need to hydrate accordingly when you are out running. Or biking. Or hiking.

Because you will underestimate how much water you lose if there's wind that's drying your sweat.

That's not oddly specific at all.

#hahaha#true tho#good advice#space but everything is bad
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