Shazza's Stuff

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this is what severance is about

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

But in Japanese it scans as:

"Psycho" to mean "someone with psychokinesis" has been an anime thing since the 70s so I knew that one but the meaning of "Mob" really never crossed my mind. I thought it was just his name for no reason at all.

Japanese read: ESP NPC

English read: MAXIMUM MURDER

not to flex but i never saw la la land

Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

I can’t remember what talk show it was after TFA but the interviewer was like “Did it make you emotional putting on the [Han Solo] costume?” and Harrison Ford was like “No. It made me money.” which was like the most Han Solo thing a person could say.

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn't it

More people should abandon Internet discourse and get into observing/engaging with local politics. I say this not because local politics often offers more meaningful opportunities for effective praxis (although it does), but because local politics often offers just as much highly toxic and entertaining petty drama.

I highly recommend city council meetings. You might make yourself an informed voter and active community member or something. You also might get to watch an ongoing soap opera of old men ready to murder one another over trash collection ordinances, and unlike the Internet, none of them can effectually tell one another to kill themselves no matter how hard and how clearly they are thinking it.

This is Alpharius. Or Omegon. Or some dude who isn't Alpharius or Omegon. Nevermind. He has an important message!

It's getting hot and dry outside and you need to hydrate accordingly when you are out running. Or biking. Or hiking.

Because you will underestimate how much water you lose if there's wind that's drying your sweat.

That's not oddly specific at all.

ppl are like ooh succession spoilers are gonna be unavoidable meanwhile i have seen like 2 screenshots from the show over the course of its entire existence

OMG there was only one bed AND THEY GOT ENOUGH SLEEP

it's unrealistic that barbarians drop rage just because they haven't attacked or been attacked by anyone in 6 seconds, I sat in 40 minutes worth of traffic caused by government negligence and it's gonna take me another 40 minutes just to stop feeling like I could throw a car through DOT's front window with my bare hands

ah but you have acquired

Everyone’s always talking about Elisa “monster fucker” Maza, but no one ever talks about Goliath being labeled by the gargoyle community, as the dirty human fucker.

jrpg final bosses will seem way too over the top but then I encounter one fruit fly irl and start to monologue when it dodges me

"no... how did you survive my attack... what is this power??"

Me chasing a mosquito at 2 in the morning: “You insignificant little pest. How dare you disturb me?! I will destroy you and all your kind!”

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.