Niall when it happens to him vs when it happens to others (^o^)

exclusive footage of harry on the dunkirk war boat

harry: psttt. pssssttt. mr. nolan

director: what is it, mr. styles?

harry: i know you said there’s no wifi. and i totally respect that. 

harry: but i just hit a triple word score AND a double letter score in scrabble and i have to instagram it in b&w 

harry: you don’t happen to like… have the password for the wifi? i promise i won’t tell the others

harry: i know you’ve been getting lonely all alone on the ocean in this big ol boat… your wife waiting for you to return……… … … …. 

director: harry we’ve been gone for three days

harry: three days is a long time 

director: i have to go, it’s my turn to cook the gruel for supper-

harry: WAIT !!!!!!!

harry: i could make it… worth your while ;) 

harry: if you know what i mean 

director: harry we all know what you mean. 

harry: *whispers sensually* a triple word score - 

director: harry- 

harry: - and a double letter score 

director: please let go of me 

harry: the word was plantain-

director: okay

harry: it’s like a banana 

director: harry please 

niall probably asked harry if he wants to play golf after the dont knock it til you try it thing and harry was like “golf? sure thing niall  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lets play” and arrived with lube and condoms in his hand and niall didnt have the heart to correct him and plays golf on his own ever since

NIALL WANNA PLAY GOLF WITH ME

I WANNA GOLF WITH YOU NIALL

GOLF ME NIALL PLEASE

I WANNA GOLF YOU IN THE ASS NIALL

April 10, 2013. 2:35am PST It’s been approximately 79 days, 1,874 hours, and 112,440 minutes and Niall Horan still hasn’t denied the masturbating rumor in Japan.

It’s been three years guys and we still have no answer.

I’M SCREANIMG

Liam always hugs fans in pictures but when he can sense the fake so he wont even touch you

why is harry so easy to fall in love with

ask louis

2016 Harry Styles has been spotted multiple times wearing clear glasses only on the top of his head and I, for one, need to know WHY!!!!!!!! So I’ve come up with a few explanations:

1. Harry Styles is Trendsetter. just like the headscarves and beret, this is his new fashion forward hair accessory. Plus it keeps hair out of his eyes. 

2. They are prescription and he needs them to see. He’s gotten poor eyesight but instead of taking care of himself properly [see also: BOOT] he doesn’t use them because the glasses do not go with his perfected aesthetic. He still wears them on his head though, so when Anne asks he can truthfully say “I am wearing them, mum, I promise!!” 

3. #narryisreal

4. All those beanies and hoods weren’t to hide a haircut! The glasses got stuck in his hair in January and he was too embarrassed/proud/didn’t care enough to ask anyone to untangle them and now they are a part of him forever. 

Niall’s def the second most popular in the media. People still can’t tell Louis and Liam apart. The Sun’s been writing about for 5 years straight and still don’t know

when bae is too close to someone else

but that doesn’t work

so you just

1st pic: this is the line where the photoshoped his face on, and the most prominent thing is the difference in hair texture (at least in my eyes)

2nd pic: I’m an (amateur) artist and I do a lot of portrait work, and part of that is knowing how every feature on the face relates to eschother. Ears typically span between the eyes and the mouth. The ear would be between the top and middle lines at an angle.

3rd pic: this is about where the ear should be (maybe a bit farther back, I was doing this quickly lmao)

4th pic: this is what the face in the picture should look like, in relation to the postion of the head and ear

Note: also, if you pay attention to the shadows and lighting, you’ll see they don’t correlate with each other (hmu if you want an indepth explanation on that lmao)

“Once james opens his box you can see harrys face change because he knew at that point it didnt matter if he had it or niall did, he was getting a tattoo.”  xxxxx

When a Larrie bumps into Louis and Freddie on the street.

Larrie: This is photoshopped.

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body