*incoming FaceTime call*

YG: The f*ck are you doing Soo-man

OMG KIM NAMJOON JUST SHOVED THE ENTIRE FORTUNE COOKIE IN HIS MOUTH AND THE MC WAS LIKE ”Uh you need to spit the paper out” LMAO HE JUST WALKED AWAY😂😂💜

If you’re ever wondering why my dad is my best friend…. BAHAHAHAHHA

His best joke yet

I JUST GOT SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT XIUMIN WAS DOING XIUMIN’S HAIR

jungkook has seen some Real Shit (more fake subs here) 

BigHit: Okay the coast is clear! No super groups are having a comeback at the moment so we should let BTS drop their new song and win all the awards and sweep the charts!!

StarShip: I think we finally have the timing right! If we drop Monsta X’s new comeback rn we’ll get out first number one annnd finally prove ourselves in the industry!!

JYP: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME!! Let’s have 2pm and Got7 comeback and just SLAUGHTER everyone and win EVERYTHING! *laughs* And I mean we totes can do it cause who’s big enough to stop up anyway??

SM: *smiles knowingly*

SM:*slithers out of the shadows*

SM: *whispers* SHINee’s Back

BigHit:

Starship:

JYP:

JYP: Damn

THE SHADY HONESTY CONTINUES

This is the full version 😅😅

i, too, get turnt with my friends around a gas stove

seungjun (once again) praising a fan for prioritizing knk over school lolol

Imagine being in a long distance relationship with JB

160301 The Show

Taemin forgot to bring the trophy down after leaving it on stage, fans shouted “trophy” so he picked it up and on way down bumped into the wall