the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

Spooky Halloween Pokemon !!

+ Bonus Ditto. Just a regular Ditto. Nothing unusual about him.

First time this website has ever been able to claim a bottom shortage.

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

guess who rewatched across the spideverse🫡

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

[ Begin ID: Four digital drawings of Snoopy dressed up as a vampire on the same white page. He has a cape that is black on the outside and purple on the inside, with the edges shaped like bat wings. He also has fake fangs in. Woodstock, his small yellow bird friend, is also dressed as a vampire and is drawn twice. / End ID ]

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

This is the best idea in the history of film.