you people hate this?

new fav genre of photo is joey daccord and buoy that he posts on instagram after every game😭

reporters asking disco why he has a fish with him and he answers "it was unyeeted" 😂

Best of John Forslund #11

(Nov 16 vs Islanders)

• *John* lots of kids here today *Edzo* they're using my crayons before I can

• *John* For the fans who don't know what I'm talking about, which is most of the time.

• *John* That'll be, as they say, a gametime decision, which they make, y'know, before game time

• *long shot of a seagull* *John* amazing production value here at the Kraken network. We send someone out in the rain and they give us this *Edzo* *barely audible giggle*

• *Edzo* he was at 55 feet away, but he moves in 10 feet, so that's 45 feet *John* wait, let's get the paper out. So 55 minus 10, that's 45. That what you said? *Edzo* yeah, you can put your toes away *John* just as well, you usually make fun of my shoes anyway

• *JT* I usually don't know what you guys are talking about so I take it as a win if I sort of get it

• *Edzo* I played with him (Dan) his rookie year and he didn't have good hands then *John* there's gonna be a rebuttal later. They hear everything down at the bench. Somehow.

• *Edzo* Slurpee time, 7:11 left to go

unpaid officials this unpaid officials that what of the unpaid sponsorship between krakencast and 7/11

out here fighting demons (watching my hockey team play)

Spronger said he's happy to be back in a place he never really wanted to leave...... 🥹🫡

Hey guys I think um. I think uhhhhhhhh

CANNER IS HUGGING CAPTAIN IN HIS HEART OMG LOOOOK

11/14/24 || Post win selfie vs CHI

benny drawbars played a bit of cell block tango for larsson and that's something i can get behind

Edzo: “they should have gave out four stars tonight” as he fiercely advocates for Ryker Evans game (as he should!!!!)

Best of John Forslund #10

(Nov 14 vs Chicago)

[Edzo is back so there's a lot more random tangents]

•*Edzo* you ever heard of the thigh-master? *JT* no *John* that's enough of that *Edzo* remember Suzanne Somers? She was a spokesperson for thigh-master. *John* great to have Edzo back! We're discussing things I didn't think we ever would.

• *Edzo* when I woke up this morning I didn't think you'd say that *John* well, I did. mr thigh-master

• *John* Edzo loves this stuff *Edzo* eh, not really *John* Ok! Remember we started this evening with Suzanne Somers

• *Edzo* impressive that when you were saying all that your lips weren't moving! What is it? A ventriloquist dummy? *John* oh! He just called me a dummy *Edzo* should I take my arm out of your sweater?

• *Edzo, after telling an NHL fact from 77 years ago* did you call that game, Johnny? *John* no. And I didn't read about it in the newspaper afterwards either

• *John* save us, cookie monster! (Try as I might, I cannot give context. You just have to trust.)

• *Edzo* If I had to eat with those chopsticks... I'd be there for two weeks *John* I've seen you with the standard utensils *Edzo* some would call it 'shoveling'

• *Edzo* yeah, he got a puck up in the yap *John* the 'yap' being the face.

• *Edzo* like water out of fish. You know, JT? *JT* yeah, I get what you're putting down *John* you understand "water out of fish"? *JT* only when Edzo says it

• *John* Now they've hoisted the rigging and we can see the rink. It's a good day to be alive

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