I should be allowed to feel

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

Mom's Sweater Crochet Pattern - ACNH Inspired (PDF Pattern Only) by crochemily

source: That's Ms. Bulldyke to You, Charlie! by Jane Caminos

was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

thinking back to the time that a random girl told me how her cat would always find injured wildlife and bring them to her to try and heal them.

the mental gymnastics genuinely had me speechless

wet specimens

One of my favorite memories of working at Buffalo Wild Wings was when I was working an all day shift and this guy came in on his lunch break and ate by himself, and suddenly he looks at his phone and just goes “ah shit!” So he pays and as hes walking out he goes “if I come here tonight with my family, don’t say anything.”

So later that night he does come in with his family, and the look he gave me was the look of a man pleading for the mercy of a cruel god.

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

video editing is without a doubt a hobby for insane people

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved