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The Alliance Space Timeline

Alliance Space is the name for the shared universe in which the majority of my sci-fi stories take place. As this saga spans the entire lifespan of the universe, I figured it’d make sense to compile a reference guide for where and when each event occurs.

This post will be updated whenever I post another story.

Other Alliance Space stories:

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Mental health’s in a bit of a wonky place and my life’s about to get super busy, so I’ll be logging off for the next few weeks.

(posting this so the people i actually interact with have an explanation for my sudden absence)

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Making this public so I don’t forget about it: if they ever decide to do a Rex v. Spino rematch, then I’m fucking done with the whole goddamn Jurassic Park franchise.

The spectre of this minute and a half scene of a Spinosaurus killing a random T. rex has been hanging over this series and its fandom for the past TWENTY. FUCKING. YEARS.

And I just want people to fucking get over it already.

If the people making the canon media decide to get in on the debate and try to ““““““““““““““fix““““““““““““““ that scene, then I’m officially throwing in the towel on the entire thing.

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Genuinely love how Camp Cretaceous made Ceratosaurus (a large theropod) super chill and non-threatening, and made Ouranosaurus (a mid-sized duckbill) one of the most aggressive and outwardly hostile dinosaurs in the entire show.

Hell yeah! Flip those stereotypes!

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There’s a late-season Futurama episode where Professor Farnsworth gets into an argument about evolution vs creationism with another scientist. Obviously, we as an audience are supposed to wholly side with Farnsworth and think that the creationist is a moronic buffoon.

The problem here is that the writers of this episode conveniently forgot that God is real in the Futurama universe. He’s an actual thing that actually exists out in space. Bender has met God, and spent several days hanging out and talking about the nature of the universe with Him.

While the writing of the episode makes the creationist guy out to be totally in the wrong, and much of the humor is derived from how ludicrous his claims are, in-universe, he’s totally correct. The claims he’s making about a God creating the universe are verifiable scientific fact, based on what had been previously established by earlier episodes of the show.

(Do not construe any of this to mean that I support creationism. I don’t. I am merely pointing out and deconstructing a bit of bad writing in a show that I'm not fond of.)

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[CONTENT WARNING: scenes of graphic violence, gore, death, & cannibalism]

Talos 1193-7-E. October 6, 3738.

Thirdborn stalks through the jungle, making almost no sound as his clawed feet gently meet the soft ground. His piercing eyes flick from side to side as he scans the underbrush for prey. So far, his hunt has been unsuccessful, only managing to find a few meager scraps of flesh on a long-desiccated carcass. Plenty to sate his own appetite, but not enough. His clan is counting on him to return with enough food for everyone.

A sound in the brush causes him to halt. His head snaps toward the source of the noise. As he stares intently into the vegetation, waiting for another sign to strike, the sound repeats. Thirdborn raises his reptilian head skyward and inhales deeply. The scents of the forest seep into his brain, mixing with the thousands of memorized odors he has gathered from countless hunts. He filters out the ambient background scents until he identifies the specific odor associated with the noise he heard.

A blade-snout.

Dangerous and difficult to take down, but more than enough to feed him and his clan.

He resumes his hunt, now moving in the direction of the blade-snout’s foraging. Slowly, his quarry begins to come into view. Its body is about the size of a rhinoceros, with a dark-grey coloration leading into a brilliant red on its face. It is facing away from Thirdborn, but he can still see the meter-long serrated cranial crest that gives the beast its name. He’s faced this sort of prey before, but he will have to be extremely careful if he is to successfully kill it. He crouches even lower, his belly almost touching the forest floor. He silently slinks towards his quarry, inching ever nearer. His leg muscles tense, and he prepares to spring on his unwary victim. 

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