when ur dad is a tree
ronan: i hate everyone and everything i feel no emotions except for hate >:(
also ronan: *dreams cream for adams dry hands* *almost dies trying to dream armor for gansey against bees* *almost dies trying to dream cream to help blues eye*
adam: *becomes the hands and eyes of a sentient forest*
everyone: bro you just let welk (the guy that murdered our friend) get trampled by weird forest creatures??? not cool man...not cool...oh well lets go home
blue: stay away from aglionby boys because they’re bastards
also blue: yes i’ll take 4
gansey: lmao yeah i’ve died before...oh blue are you not gonna eat the fruit in your yogurt??? gimme
blue: ...okay
everyone: YAY our dead friend is back to being less dead because we dug up his bones and put them back on a magical energy line!!!
ronan: hey is now a good time to tell y’all that i took my bird out of my dreams?
everyone:
ronan: what?
adam (the hands and eyes of a sentient forest): you’re lying i don’t believe you
ronan’s theme song is old mcdonald had a farm
ronan and gansey: *can’t sleep*
ronan: uhhh can i go home?
gansey: it’s too late to be doing illegal things ronan
ronan: ...fine...orange juice then?
ronan: *takes the pig and desroys it*
gansey one chapter later arguing with adam: ronan never took my car
gansey: i almost died...AGAIN...he had a GUN pointed at my HEAD
everyone: lmao yeah but you broke your thumb you dumbass
gansey: hey blue come bury a dead body with us at ronan’s house
blue: mom can i go????
maura: yeah sure why not
ronan dreaming things for gansey’s allergy gives me this feeling of complete joy ronan is really secretly so soft and he cares so much about his friends
ronan’s second secret was adam parrish...
noah’s first words of the series are “i’ve been dead for seven years that’s as warm as they get” and yet blue and gansey are so shook when they find noah’s body and when they’re like “noah you’re dead???” he’s just kinda like “yeah have you not been paying attention?”