aftg headcanon
-andrew minyard is an amazing baker
-but he tells NO ONE
-and when him and neil have been married for a few years (becase fuck the extra content) they adopt a daughter and she wants a princess cake for her like 6th birthday and andrew makes it
-its like a 4 tier cake
-very elaborate
-lots of piping and fondant
-neil absolutely flips his shit
-andrew is so unimpressed with neils reaction
-then neils birthday comes and andrew makes him an exy cake as a surprise
-he puts in 0 effort
-like uneven top very messy icing crumbs coming through
-he just buys a plastic goal and sticks it on there and calls it a day
-neil loves it so fucking much
-but their daughter has andrews attitude and can not handle how bad the cake looks and ROASTS andrew to hell and back
-she insists on andrew spending the next year teaching her how to bake so she can make neils cake and make it GOOD because apparently ANDREW is so INCOMPETENT and cant do anything right