Love this guy

Lucifer pins Adam down by the throat.

Adam: AGH! Torture me all you want! I'm not telling you anything!

Lucifer: Oh, I don't want you to tell me anything. I want you to beg~. I want you to whimper~. I want you to sing, Adam. You think I want you to talk? I'm going to hurt you...and I'm going to enjoy it.

Adam: Well, it's going to take you a lot to get me there!

Lucifer: Oh, I hope so...I can't wait to hear you scream....

Angel Dust: Uh, hey Short King?

Lucifer: What?! We're a little busy here!

Angel Dust: Uh, yeah. I just had a question?

Lucifer: Oh my Father...what? What is it?

Angel Dust: Well, me and literally everyone else can hear you and...uh, when are you going to fuck?

Lucifer:....what?

Adam: Yeah, what?

Angel Dust: It's just I know this is a torture session and all, but it sounds like you're going to bone.

Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK, ANGEL. THIS IS MY GREATEST ENEMY!

Angel: So this isn't some enemies-to-lovers thing? Because I'm down for it if you are—

Lucifer: GET THE FUCK OUT! I'M BUSY!

Angel Dust: Okay, fine. We'll all leave.

*everyone shuffles out.*

Lucifer:.....fuck, they almost caught us.

Adam: Yeah, that was too close.

Lucifer: Wanna make out?

Adam: God, yes.

I feel like I should just post some of my Adamsapple ideas sitting in the drafts like a yard sale.

Be like.

Looking for an RP? Looking for a story idea? The bakery is having a sale on recipes. All you can take for free! Just take them.

I FORGOT! Okay, when I was getting paid under the table to work last night I went through the book section and noticed a book called the Viking and the Runaway Empress.

Viking guy is supposed to be taking the runaway bride of some Emperor to him and they fall in love on the road or whatever. Yada yada, you people get the gist of it.

So my immediate thought was Adamsapple.

And it could work either way.

Your classic damsel Adam, the prince running away from his forced marriage to (pick your flavour). Lucifer the lone warrior tasked with delivering Adam back to his future spouse.

Or

Adam the thick strong bear of a warrior delivering the wayward Lucifer to his future spouse (whomever you like).

They fight, face challenges, slowly find the aspects of their personalities other people hate or over look charming, the warrior must decide if he’ll give up the person he loves and that loves him to someone that will never love the runaway prince like they do, then steamy romance scenes.

Ahh mindless romance. Ohh so cute.

So sherk. Lol

Well, that’s something that’s going to live in my head rent free from now on.

Is this plot Sherk or not

Have you not seen it? 🤯

Basically sherk the ogre has a problem with a lord and to get the lord to fix it the lord has him go on a quest to rescue the princess he intends to marry.

After rescuing her they start their journey back and spend time together and actually enjoy each others company. Eventually sherk developes feelings for her but things happen and there was a misunderstanding. He gives her to the lord and goes home.

His sidekick he's had through this whole thing tells him he basically fucked up so sherk crashes the wedding and reveals he loves the princess.

The princess reveals her curse, oh yeah she has had a curse through all of this where at night she turns into an orge. And reveals she also loves sherk.

The lord gets eaten by the dragon. And they all live happily ever after.

I have, lol. I just mean, you’re right and also things are just going to be Sherk plot or not Sherk plot when I read the summary of things.

Well im still interested no matter what. Lol

I FORGOT! Okay, when I was getting paid under the table to work last night I went through the book section and noticed a book called the Viking and the Runaway Empress.

Viking guy is supposed to be taking the runaway bride of some Emperor to him and they fall in love on the road or whatever. Yada yada, you people get the gist of it.

So my immediate thought was Adamsapple.

And it could work either way.

Your classic damsel Adam, the prince running away from his forced marriage to (pick your flavour). Lucifer the lone warrior tasked with delivering Adam back to his future spouse.

Or

Adam the thick strong bear of a warrior delivering the wayward Lucifer to his future spouse (whomever you like).

They fight, face challenges, slowly find the aspects of their personalities other people hate or over look charming, the warrior must decide if he’ll give up the person he loves and that loves him to someone that will never love the runaway prince like they do, then steamy romance scenes.

Ahh mindless romance. Ohh so cute.

So sherk. Lol

Well, that’s something that’s going to live in my head rent free from now on.

Is this plot Sherk or not

Have you not seen it? 🤯

Basically sherk the ogre has a problem with a lord and to get the lord to fix it the lord has him go on a quest to rescue the princess he intends to marry.

After rescuing her they start their journey back and spend time together and actually enjoy each others company. Eventually sherk developes feelings for her but things happen and there was a misunderstanding. He gives her to the lord and goes home.

His sidekick he's had through this whole thing tells him he basically fucked up so sherk crashes the wedding and reveals he loves the princess.

The princess reveals her curse, oh yeah she has had a curse through all of this where at night she turns into an orge. And reveals she also loves sherk.

The lord gets eaten by the dragon. And they all live happily ever after.

wrt cuddles

ok who am i kidding, if Lucifer gets his head in between your thighs you can bet he's not leaving until he gets a taste

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buy an e-sim or donate to a gaza relief fundraiser, dm me proof, and i'll draw one for you. here are some fundraisers to focus on:

If I have to see one more “we survived him before we can do it again” post I’m going to scream.

So many people didn’t. So many more people are going to die. Women are going to bleed out in parking lots because doctors are scared to give them the abortion they need. Migrates are going to die in detention centers. Kids are going to have their parents ripped away in mass deportations. Potentially millions of people are going to lose their healthcare.

Yes, we keep fighting, but don’t say we survived before. A lot of people didn’t.

Stick it to the Man!!

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

lili reinhart they could never make me hate you or even slightly dislike you 🤍

It's impressive how people continue insisting in label Tyler as a cold manipulative guy who never cared for Wednesday.

You guys really have to force this narrative! But with me, this is not gonna happen!

We have SCENES where he genuinely smiles alone after talking to her or something like that.

Oh but he said he liked killing... Have you ever watched the show? Have you ever realized he was possessed by the Hyde when he said that? Have you ever realized he was on the verge of crying after the revelation? We don't know the dimension of his corruption or his Hyde, but on the show it's said that the Hyde  becomes the willing instrument of whatever nefarious agenda this new master might propose.

OH let me save you some time, Wednesday was not furious because he killed some people (AND PLEASE, he didn't kill Eugene on purpose because he was Wednesday's friend) or he was the monster. She was furious because she was outsmarted and betrayed by Tyler. The only person she opened her black little heart and he was the one who stomped it. He was the monster under her nose and she underestimated him. That's why he humiliated her with that monologue in the police station. He knew she was very competitive and the only way to hurt her was bringing that fact in to her face. By the way, ABSOLUTE CINEMA! Praises to Hunter.

At the end, Wednesday understood very well what happened during the monologue about how Laurel manipulated and enslaved Tyler. And then we found out he was tortured, drugged, abused, groomed and corrupted in order to unlock the Hyde. So I fail to see him as the real villain.

Oh but he hated Wednesday and wanted to kill her! Excuse-me but Wednesday is not an angel: she almost killed 2 normies tossing piranhas in the pool, she said she would go further in the pranking against Xavier LOL she was about to hammer Tyler's knee if his father didn't interrupt her! And he possibly was ordered to kill any outcast before see her in the woods after Goody healed her.

Did Tyler hate her? You guys make me laugh! He hated her so much he wanted to kiss his nemesis! He hated so much he learned how to prepare that happy birthday coffee in one week! He hated her really bad that he prepared a date he knew she would like. What kind of hate is this? He saved at least 2 times as the monster and the first time was his free decision. He didn't know about her being an important key (!) to laurel´s plan.

I'm not saying here that he didn't manipulate her or lied to her. I know what he did. But he was forced to do those things! Do you really want to believe he wanted to lie for her? They really liked each other's company. It's not difficult to find the hints about how they are comfortable with each other. He loves her personality and she loves he likes her despite her personality! Isn't that obvious? They are not toxic as people keeping saying, but they were envolved in a toxic situation.

I'm really tired of people wishing Tyler's death on Twitter because they believe he is threat for Enid and the Wenclair ship. But let me save you more time because I'm genererous today: it's not gonna happen! Tyler is a main character. He is not gonna die. Wednesday has some sort of connection with him and we will find out what it is on S2. Besides that, the Hydes lore begins now. We have so much to learn and see! Let's wait.

That's it. Regards.

P.S.: I'm thinking about translating this text and transform into a thread on Twitter to bring more hate to my life from anti Tylers.

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

fuck y'all!!!!!

I FORGOT! Okay, when I was getting paid under the table to work last night I went through the book section and noticed a book called the Viking and the Runaway Empress.

Viking guy is supposed to be taking the runaway bride of some Emperor to him and they fall in love on the road or whatever. Yada yada, you people get the gist of it.

So my immediate thought was Adamsapple.

And it could work either way.

Your classic damsel Adam, the prince running away from his forced marriage to (pick your flavour). Lucifer the lone warrior tasked with delivering Adam back to his future spouse.

Or

Adam the thick strong bear of a warrior delivering the wayward Lucifer to his future spouse (whomever you like).

They fight, face challenges, slowly find the aspects of their personalities other people hate or over look charming, the warrior must decide if he’ll give up the person he loves and that loves him to someone that will never love the runaway prince like they do, then steamy romance scenes.

Ahh mindless romance. Ohh so cute.

So sherk. Lol