#incorrect sambucky – @sexy-sebas on Tumblr

Bucky: *drawing a pentagram on the floor*

Sam: What are you doing?

Bucky: You told me to satanize the apartment

Sam: I SAID SANITIZE!

Sam, opening the first aid kit: WHY WOULD YOU FILL THIS WITH CHEETOS?

Bucky, bleeding out: IT WAS FUNNY AT THAT TIME!

Baby: [is crying]

Bucky: [picks up the baby] It's okay you'll learn to do that on the inside when you grow up

Sam:

Sam: Dude are you alright?

Bucky: [does something stupid]

Bucky: I'm such an idiot

Sam: Yeah you are

Bucky:

Sam: ..

Sam: Was I supposed to disagree?