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Whipgrass Entangler
“Now that I have your attention, perhaps I can tell you of the Order.”
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i have huge amounts of respect for maia crimew personally but its essay bears all the hallmarks of anarchist writing that make me find it unconvincing -- a total lack of historical grounding, a disproportionate emphasis on interpersonal relationships and subcultural art scenes, and the twisting of the concept of being 'revolutionary' to its breaking point
Anonymous asked:
where are the leftist orgs that can get beyond "sign a lot of people up and get them to meet once a month"? i've yet to find one
you and me both brother. ive had better results joining individual protests/targeted actions i learn about from local subreddits and flyers on lampposts than i have with joining and sticking with specific orgs. the last time the latter method worked out for me was an org working out of a soup kitchen in Worcester, i guess there's just not enough engagement outside of college towns to keep that kind of momentum going
volunteering with Food Not Bombs is really good training wheels for getting into more explicitly political leftist organizations for three main reasons:
- it (or at least my local chapter) is mostly anarchist, which gives you firsthand experience with how ineffective "community organization" is at doing any kind of management more complex than "show up at this location at this recurring time"
- preps you for handling leftist infighting in-person, which is not really a skillset you develop on tumblr - when someone you cook with every week starts talking about how US military interventionism is sometimes a good thing when the country in question is run by "a dictator", you unfortunately can't just tell them to kill themselves and then block them
- gives you plenty of opportunities to learn to be wary of random people showing up and asking if you'd be interested in doing black bloc or direct action and giving you a protonmail address written on an index card
something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.
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Thassa’s Oracle
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Customer: GRANDMA LOLI DMV: G AS IN GANGSTER Verdict: DENIED
US Civil War 2 Speedrun (Any%)
OW2's Steam page will never stop being funny to me. Top Seller! Free To Play! Season 13! 9th worst rated game on Steam! 5 friends have played it and 1 even specifically recommends it! like hang on can we back up a bit what was that one thing there
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Photographer: Give me demure, give me innocent
Me:
Photographer: Give me sexy
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Anonymous asked:
How often did people not get the hint when you blew bong attack into their face? Or else what was the longest someone took to get fed up?
one time i was in my room with my then-girlfriend and another frat brother hanging out and playing video games which started out fine but after three hours and five bong rips blown directly in his face i had to text him "leave my room so i can have sex"
Anonymous asked:
Ohhh makes sense that you were in a frat, no wonder you still have that annoying dick measuring inclination
one day i am going to be lost in the woods for days and as hunger sets in i will shout "I USED TO BE IN A FRAT!" into the wilderness, wait for the requisite anon like this to crawl out from the undergrowth to tell me how much they hate frats, ambush them with a sharp rock before they can finish their sentence, and eat them
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these moves are so illegal that the match theyre from (Hax vs Mofo) has been pulled from youtube. i don't have much time left, i think the CIA is onto me. google "ness thunder jacket glitch" and "operation papercl
in the first clip, Ness (Mofo) hits Captain Falcon (Hax) with his up-smash. more specifically, he hits Falcon with only the weak hitbox that appears while charging his up-smash, then lets go of A within a five-frame window (at 60fps, this is a little under a tenth of a second). this leaves the weak yo-yo hitbox on the ground indefinitely until Ness generates another hitbox, at which point a mechanic called "hitbox interpolation" kicks in.
to vastly oversimplify things, if the game sees that you have a hitbox in one place on frame 1 and another place on frame 2, it treats any empty space between those two hitboxes as if it's the hitbox from frame 2. this is so attacks like Marth's sword swings don't randomly phase through enemies who happen to get lucky and slip between the hitboxes, and it's usually not noticeable because hitboxes don't move that far within 1 frame.
this, however, is not a usual situation. when Ness attacks or grabs after performing the yo-yo glitch, the game sees the stationary yo-yo hitbox on one frame, then the new hitbox on the next. because it doesn't check that the two hitboxes are actually from the same move, the game then helpfully interpolates the first hitbox of your attack or grab all the way the fuck across the stage. there is not an editing cut when Ness grabs thin air only to have Falcon teleport into his hand from halfway across Final Destination - as far as the game was concerned, the first frame of that grab covered the entire stage.
in the second clip, Mofo has already set up the thunder jacket glitch. you know how when Ness hits himself using his up-B, he flies in a line and does a shitload of damage and knockback to anyone he hits? if you do the yo-yo glitch as described above, then up-B yourself into the ground or a grabbable ledge, that hitbox just sticks to you until you do something else, and it's just as powerful. this means that anyone touching you gets fucking LAUNCHED, and you'll trade or clash with most attacks. this is why Mofo is staying still and spamming projectiles while Hax tries to figure out what the fuck he can even do about this. eventually he settles on trying to use ledge grab invincibility to hit Mofo with a knee without getting hit himself, but Mofo is one step ahead of him and steers his own PK Thunder to catch him. this not only saves his life, but the hitstun also gives enough time for Hax's ledge invincibility to wear off, sending him to Brazil
Red Marth next said something slightly unexpected: "If you don't shut up, I'm gonna... jump over my teammate, and choke you with my choke cord!" Now, I know what you're thinking: WTF is a choke cord? This was my same thought, but I was slightly wary about saying it. I mean, there was the slightest chance that Red Marth was actually serious and was going to try to choke me, so asking what a choke cord was hardly seemed like the smart thing to do. However, I decided it would be hilarious and in retrospect I have no regrets. So, I asked him: "What the f*ck is a choke cord?" Then it happened: Red Marth actually pulled out his controller from the Gamecube, ran at me, and attempted to choke me, with his choke cord.
the smash community in 2007 was something else man
okay ill concede to the liberals that I dont think kamala harris would have put elon musk in charge of a government department called doge.
Boston traffic would be improved immensely by the addition of killstreak perks. if i successfully merge 5 times in a row i should get a UAV