Minerva; (sees Severus wearing new clothes) “I like your top, Severus.”
Y/N; “I have a name, Minerva .”
Severus; *facepalms*
Albus; *Chokes on a lemon drop.”
Sirius; “Though I told you to keep your tragic ass out of here.”
Severus; “The only thing that isn’t tragic about me is my ass.”
Severus; “I give up. I am so tired.”
Minerva; “Get the emergency supply!”
Albus; *carries in Y/N and places you in front of Severus *
Y/N; *smiles*
Severus; “AND I AM BACK! LET’S GO!”
Y/N; "Severus and I are dating."
Minerva; *gasp*
Albus; *gasp"
Severus; *gasp*
Y/N; "Seriously, Sev?"
Severus; "Sorry, I'm still surprised."
(Severus and readers child going to Hogwarts)
Severus; “Daddy’s going to drop kick anyone who touches you.”
Y/N; “And Mummy’s going to bail Daddy out of jail.”
(Severus and Y/N watching a bunch of students run amok)
Severus; "It's weird how sex is so great and yet it makes these."
Severus; “When I said I liked it rough, I did not mean my whole life, Merlin.”
Weird Christmas thought that crossed my mind;
Imagine being a teacher at Hogwarts (and Severus's partner) and finding out some of the students have nicknamed you Martha May because you're in love with the Grinch.
Y/N; (Shooting a curse at Voldemort) "That’s for hurting the love of my life!"
Severus; "She's talking about me!"
Severus; (quietly) "I’m the love of your life?"
Y/N; "I don’t know. I’m still angry at you."
Y/N; (shoots another curse at Voldy) "And that’s for hurting my children!"
Draco and Harry; "She's talking about us!"
(Recovering from Nagini's attack)
Severus; "My doctor has worked out a pitch and tone that will be most effective at giving my vocal cords a chance to heal. Unfortunately its somewhere between my sarcasm voice and my seduction voice so people are going to be getting mixed messages from me for awhile."
(Starting the new Semester in 1981)
Albus; "I have jobs for everybody. Severus, you'll teach the potions classes."
Severus; "I’m your guy."
Albus; "Don’t yell at the children."
Severus; "I’m… kinda your guy."
Albus; "And smile."
Severus; "You need another guy."